ROOM 101

Have you also banished those twatty shaven-headed boy-racers you get everywhere who use their pathetic dick-extension of a flashy car to wazz down every frigging otherwise quiet side street at 110 miles an hour blaring the same shite plebby cretinous "Thump Thump Thump Thump" shite that they all have such a propensity for ad bloody nauseaum. God, I just wanna sprinkle loads of fucking traps and lethal tacks all o along their way so they can blow their fuckin' tyres and wait at the corner of a junction ready to lob a petrol-bomb attached to a paving slab straight through the windscreen just so they can get the message at how much they piss me off. Day in Day out - you'll love this neighbourhood pal.

(one good way to keep these fuckers in check is to ram an old sugar-solution-soaked potato right up into the exhaust pipe - that should sort the wankers out. Imagine their shock when their car starts filling with carbon monoxide......slurp slurp slurp......)

Oh yeah - almost forgot to add - they also have this godalmighty annoying habit of revving their cars as they pass and turn corners with their handbrakes, as if to tell everyone how hard and macho the twats are. Go on! Firebomb the lot of them and reduce their fucking vehicles into smoking twisted mangled wreckages strewn with their own severed limbs, entrails and organs wrapped around the metalwork and shattered glass. Hmmmm nice......

As usual Martin, Im gonna agree with you on that. An addition to this surely is the little shits-generally aged between 14-19 who hang around near the local off-licence / 7-11, and then stare at you while you go in, and look at you up and down to try and intimidate you. Fucking lowlife.

Originally posted by Martin&nbspGray Have you also banished those twatty shaven-headed boy-racers you get everywhere who use their pathetic dick-extension of a flashy car to wazz down every frigging otherwise quiet side street at 110 miles an hour blaring the same shite plebby cretinous "Thump Thump Thump Thump" shite that they all have such a propensity for ad bloody nauseaum. God, I just wanna sprinkle loads of fucking traps and lethal tacks all o along their way so they can blow their fuckin' tyres and wait at the corner of a junction ready to lob a petrol-bomb attached to a paving slab straight through the windscreen just so they can get the message at how much they piss me off.Day in Day out - you'll love this neighbourhood pal. (one good way to keep these fuckers in check is to ram an old sugar-solution-soaked potato right up into the exhaust pipe - that should sort the wankers out. Imagine their shock when their car starts filling with carbon monoxide......slurp slurp slurp......)

To every problem there's a solution. Well not to all of them, but you seem to come up with some good'uns. :evil:

And all those biker-wankers should go their fate too. Is there any biker in the world that has even once thought of following some traffic rules?

Originally posted by Seb Briggs As usual Martin, Im gonna agree with you on that. An addition to this surely is the little shits-generally aged between 14-19 who hang around near the local off-licence / 7-11, and then stare at you while you go in, and look at you up and down to try and intimidate you. Fucking lowlife.

That'll be the kids i teach then.... Try having a classroom full of the fucking bastards. Jeez, i hate my job...

Liv

only coz they won't let you knock about with 'em Liv ;)

Originally posted by Liv > Originally posted by Seb Briggs> As usual Martin, Im gonna agree with you on that. An addition to this surely is the little shits-generally aged between 14-19 who hang around near the local off-licence / 7-11, and then stare at you while you go in, and look at you up and down to try and intimidate you. Fucking lowlife.

That'll be the kids i teach then.... Try having a classroom full of the fucking bastards. Jeez, i hate my job...

Liv

That's a shame Liv - but I though you said some of the kids you taught were pretty cool. I'm sure some are, cause I do believe that there ARE a lot of decent teens as well as all the inbred scum you see all over the place. The good kid are usually conspicuous by their absence cos they're usually doing something creative and constructive with their time - like the web, making music or even, gasp, listening to wonderful New Order records amongst others. And any way I'm not dissing ALL young people per se - just the growing minority who, as we all seen, just hang round the streets with their pathetic "ALL ATTITUDE BUT NO FUCKING PERSONALITY" front, who all seem to dress in EXACTLY the same way [ this is a clever conspiracy on their part - it means that you can't pick one out from the other should they do something to piss you off - devious eh? - and yes, you really can't tell them apart these days. And some of the girls that hang round with them - if you cancall them girls - they must harbour so much self-loathing that they choose to look like dogs - or lads even, just by the nature of how they have their hair or what trackie bottoms and trainers they wear - common as fuck the lot of 'em! those irritatingly smug piched weasel-features on all of them. God, you wanna swing a huge spade into 'em don't you? I know I do!!

And Seb is SO right about the off licence thing - here they mug you as you come out and take the stuff off you. Take a flamethrower with you - or do what I DEARLY wish I could do - smuggle an inconspicuous container full of paraffin with you - then, when you encounter them, just say nothing and throw the stuff at them, before beating a hasty retreat - the fact that most of 'em will be smoking means......yup, you guessed......THE OLD JOKE ABOUT MAKING CRABBY OBNOXIOUS TEENS GO "WHOOOF!" like the bloody fetid stinking dogs that they are. OOps, I think i've excelled myself here....sorry folks.....emotions running high as per usual......! :evil:

Originally posted by Seb Briggs only coz they won't let you knock about with 'em Liv ;)

cheeky

Liv

Martin,

you are sounding like an old tory !!!

;)

shug could u please banish fucking shit as parties; full of fucking insolent scallies, their grotesque christina aguilera lookalike girlfriends, with rubbish music and insufficient booze supplies to dull the agony. and in particular could u banish so-called mates who say things like "you`re soooo bloody boring" in order to fucking coerce u to go to such fucking crap events...

So Shug, Are they any good The Lighthouse Family and what kind of music do they play?

your arguments have become more like Rants..which always cheers me upAnnoying friends & their shite parties...BANISHED

i really love a good rant. actually shug, last night i was totally inscensed, because id just spent £25 getting home from a particularly awful party, where id been abandoned on arrival by my friend, who was on the pull, and left to fend for myself among a group of lowlife wannabe paramilitary scum...it was fucking horrible.

I've finally come up with a contribution to room101. In fact , it is a whole buch of people. All the assholes waving with their tickets last night in Cologne, it was their way of trying to tell Arthur Baker to clear the stage. Fuck all of you, that's what i say. And please , deep down in the basement of room 101!:headoff:

I've finally come up with a contribution to room101. In fact , it is a whole buch of people. All the assholes waving with their tickets last night in Cologne, it was their way of trying to tell Arthur Baker to clear the stage. Fuck all of you, that's what i say. And please , deep down in the basement of room 101!:headoff:

Banish the following:

1 Right wing parties (that's why I love the opposite like Ken Livingstone, DAmon Albarn, the unpolitical New Order and dancing ) 2 Hatred 3 My misintrepetations 4 Loneliness 5 Winter

And (6 Money (cos i always lose money, when it comes to competitions) 7 Irrationality)

Originally posted by Niel Johnstone Martin,you are sounding like an old tory !!!;)

And old tory?? Tell me this Niel - how can I sound like an old "Tory" when it is all very clear to anyone that , thanks to the Fucking Tories, we're now left with a society that doesn't give a shit about fuck all, is greedy and materialistic, and completely overrun with festering selfish fuckheads hellbent on self-destruction and destroying other people's decent lives (who, incidentally, were all spawned from the good old age of the "caring sharing" 80's Britain and the filthy legacy with which we've inherited (like our fucking shit "public "transport, social "welfare" system, "education" and national "health" debacle...).) You tell me. Know what I'm saying?