OK fettlers, in a straight no holds barred contest of as many rounds as it takes we're gonna fight this one out! Why is it that so many normally sane people HATE this magnificent 'rock fest ' of a song? I think it's one of the best on the album, indeed perhaps THE best. Many of you hate it, why? Who else loves it, why? Let's get it on!! 
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SLOW JAM - Funky Chicken or Dead Duck??
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Not a fan in the slightest. it stops all the momentum of the album after the magnificent Primitive Notion. Barneys voice is too dominant and doesn't suit his style. The lyrics are terrible, they don't work and lack humour. It stinks
Well mr. muffy...I like every song on this latest discus by the order...including another song that is hated by everyone but the Dutch and Jeff (obviously referencing RTS here). I can't give you one damn good reason as to why I like them. I mean, I could just as easily explain to you why I prefer ribeye steaks to fried liver (sorry if this offends you Huntsman). Or on an even different note, I like iced tea, but can't stand hot tea...now go figure that one out...
Originally posted by Seb Briggs Not a fan in the slightest. it stops all the momentum of the album after the magnificent Primitive Notion. Barneys voice is too dominant and doesn't suit his style. The lyrics are terrible, they don't work and lack humour. It stinks
Why do the lyrics have to have humour, it's just a 'rock out' tune??
What other excuse is there for the 'Arithmetic' line if it wasn't meant to be funny? Which it isn't.
I like it because it's an upbeat rockin tune, mumbo jumbo meaningless lyric, it's New Order enjoying themselves. It rocks!
Originally posted by Seb Briggs What other excuse is there for the 'Arithmetic' line if it wasn't meant to be funny? Which it isn't.
Erm, because it rhymes with sick!
Originally posted by Huntsman It's fucking wank.I.D.S.T.
I've had many a good wank in my time Huntsy baby, how about you??
Originally posted by Huntsman It's fucking wank.I.D.S.T.
Remind me what I.D.S.T. means...is it 'If Destroyed Still True'..I hope it is Huntsy
I've got nothing against 'Slow Jam' per se. It's just that, when I play the album, it's the moment I don't pay attention anymore.
I just don't care for that song, that's all.
Muffy...I didn't think you had to wank, seeing as how all the ladies find you so damn smooth.....
If Denied Still True.
Damn Muffy got me on the good wank line... bastard. I might re-edit that to read...
'It's Fucking Filthiest Badger in the World' (ever... II)
Originally posted by Jeff White Muffy...I didn't think you had to wank, seeing as how all the ladies find you so damn smooth.....
An excellent point JW.
Originally posted by Huntsman If Denied Still True.Damn Muffy got me on the good wank line... bastard. I might re-edit that to read...'It's Fucking Filthiest Badger in the World' (ever... II)
More like a sloth than a badger. Or one of those rats that knock about on railway lines. Or a wilderbeast.
Originally posted by Huntsman > Originally posted by Jeff White> Muffy...I didn't think you had to wank, seeing as how all the ladies find you so damn smooth.....
An excellent point JW.
He didn't say who was wanking him though....one of his flock of young ladies may have been giving him a tug
All right, Muffy, as I said in another thread, the music is boring and the lyrics are excruciating. And I was all by myself, all you guys were out partying on a Friday night.
Snake... I think I've got it.
Death Jam is one and only song by New Order that sounds like a 'poor' Electrical Light Bulb song that was left in Joseph Parr's 'back burner' king size bargain bucket beneath his bunk bed at Barney's.
I.D.S.T.
A reject from Nips and Tender breasts you mean?
I can certainly see your point of view
I.D.T.I.N.D.S.T
Originally posted by Patrick All right, Muffy, as I said in another thread, the music is boring and the lyrics are excruciating. And I was all by myself, all you guys were out partying on a Friday night.
Patty don't leave it to me to curse... let's here you sing out loud and proud your true emotions. there's no need for carefully thought out conjecture on this discussion. Let us take Smuffler and destroy him.. all together now... Slow Maramalade is absolutely...................................
Originally posted by Jeff White Muffy...I didn't think you had to wank, seeing as how all the ladies find you so damn smooth.....
Even I have to indulge in a bit of D.I.Y. now and again!
Originally posted by Muffy > Originally posted by Jeff White> Muffy...I didn't think you had to wank, seeing as how all the ladies find you so damn smooth.....
Even I have to indulge in a bit of D.I.Y. now and again!
...after you've got your bird home and then put on Shite Jam...
Originally posted by Huntsman
Let us take Smuffler and destroy him.
Huntsman, are you my estranged mother-in-law??
Originally posted by Huntsman
Let us take Smuffler and destroy him.
Huntsman, are you my estranged mother-in-law??
Huntsy, haven't I said it many times before? Slow Death should be put out of its misery. Stop it before it kills again.
Originally posted by Seb Briggs > Originally posted by Muffy > > > > Originally posted by Jeff White> > Muffy...I didn't think you had to wank, seeing as how all the ladies find you so damn smooth.....>
Even I have to indulge in a bit of D.I.Y. now and again!
...after you've got your bird home and then put on Shite Jam...
Actually Seb, Get Ready has had a surprisingly warm reception from the chicks. Including the belter known to us all as Slow Jam, the rockinest, funkiest chicken ever to break free from the Orderly stable!
Originally posted by Patrick By the way, Muffy, don't take this personally.
Patrick, never, can't you tell that i'm a think skinned fettler. I have to be, it's blinkin baltic here today!
I love it when all the gangs battling and the Mod(erator)Father Patty has to try and cool things down. As Smonkey Ball Boy has ignited the slow burning fire of death once again we should all rise up and release fireballs at the little weasel until his miniature flames have burnt out on the back of his neckline.
Your out numbered 1,000 to one Muff tube.. you could try and escape at the rear, but snake has his army of spear chucking pythons ready, you could attempt a skew whiff sideways faulter but Pastie has his kama chameleons prompted... you could attempt a forward advance but I will cut you with an open blade and drink your bitter tasting love piss.
The choice is yours but I must warn you... you may never get back to Kansas and see your lass again. Think about it... a Muffy without minge and a section of flanger to suckle at of an evening.
