MOST CACK TRACK : CLOSED

Hello groovers. As we all know, the Order have produced over the years an almost unfair proportion of belters compared to mingers. Yes, the list of belters is almost endless, and yet, now and again out pops a little minger. Let us purge those demons here and now and nominate 'the track that's the most cack'! Rules: No nominations from Movement. Simply because it was recently voted worst album, so that would be too easy. None of the Salvation tracks can be nominated, as we all know they're shite anyway. No remixes. No live tracks. Apart from them you can point your shitey stick wherever you want. Closes Thursday at Muffy's bedtime, results Friday afternoon(ish).

What idiot/idiots voted Movement as their worst?????? Shame on you. This is a very disappointing thing to read and makes me wonder......whatever happened to Martin Gray? As for cack tracks:...i am sorry i am totally confused by above message...Movement is THE Ultimate New Order album IMHO, . This outcome is probably influenced by the

Finally, Muff-man! I've been waiting!

WE ALL STAND

Sub-Culture, Shellshock and Rock the Shack.

(And Movement's not ALL bad!!)

What idiot/idiots voted Movement as their worst?????? Shame on you. This is a very disappointing thing to read and makes me wonder......whatever happened to Martin Gray? As for cack tracks:...i am sorry i am totally confused by above message...Movement is THE Ultimate New Order album IMHO, . This outcome is probably influenced by the low average age of NOONliners and the fact that a lot of noonliners are fans since Substance!? I'm shocked and stunned, what kinda world are we lioving in?

For me, the honest milk man, it would have to be the dreadful and hugely disappointing 'Death Bed Jam Butties' from the platinum hit selling record 'Still Getting Things Ready'.

And for these few and several reasons:

a) it's shite b) it's poo c) it sounds almost dangerously close to an Electrical Light Bulb production and 4... it stinks of butties.

other than that the entire mole hunt and saliva efforts can be thrown into the shit pit.

o.k. shame of the nation I don't think any no song is cack but to please you ignorant movement haters i'll give ya one

Hmm... I'm hard pushed to admit there are any tracks i dont rate by NO really!

Im not overly keen on 'Everyone Everywhere' in all honesty. and i skip a few on Grrready but then again who doesnt.. ?

Originally posted by Mario Herlaar o.k. shame of the nationI don't think any no song is cack but to please you ignorant movement haters i'll give ya one

Mario, read the rules, NO REMIXES!!

While certain tracks like Slow Death, Rock The Shithouse, and We All Can't Wait For It To Finish are far from top of my pops, they do have a certain appeal. For me my nomination is the truly awful Times Change from the equally awful Republic.

Originally posted by Steve Waller Sub-Culture, Shellshock and Rock the Shack. (And Movement's not ALL bad!!)

I actually think Movement is pretty good Steve, especially if you listen to it at night in the dark.

Originally posted by Muffy > Originally posted by Steve Waller> Sub-Culture, Shellshock and Rock the Shack. > > (And Movement's not ALL bad!!)

I actually think Movement is pretty good Steve, especially if you listen to it at night in the dark.

... with your cock out?

Ok ok, state of the fucking nation it is then.

Originally posted by Huntsman > Originally posted by Muffy > > > > Originally posted by Steve Waller> > Sub-Culture, Shellshock and Rock the Shack. > > > > (And Movement's not ALL bad!!)>

I actually think Movement is pretty good Steve, especially if you listen to it at night in the dark.

... with your cock out?

If you have your funbags out Huntsbitch, i'll set 'The Beast' free, but watch I don't have your eye out!

State of the pisshole.....above and beyond bad for any band to commit such an atrocity, but then again, I liked the video.

I would like to stick up for State of the Fucking Nations... its a belter. The video is me fave with that yobbo running for the bus in his bomber jacket. How people can select this ahead of Shithouse, Jam Butties or We all can't wait for it to finish is a friggin mystery.

I can't believe its not butter.

Originally posted by Muffy While certain tracks like Slow Death, Rock The Shithouse, and We All Can't Wait For It To Finish are far from top of my pops, they do have a certain appeal. For me my nomination is the truly awful Times Change from the equally awful Republic.

I'm afraid I disagree on that one, Muff-man, not that it's one of their best or anything, but among other things I like about it is the hurried way Bernard says the last two lines (at least as printed here).

Originally posted by Huntsman I would like to stick up for State of the Fucking Nations... its a belter. The video is me fave with that yobbo running for the bus in his bomber jacket. How people can select this ahead of Shithouse, Jam Butties or We all can't wait for it to finish is a friggin mystery.I can't believe its not butter.

I agree, H, State is not nearly in the same league as We All Can't Stand It or Slow James.

Hmmm I quite like we all stand. And rock the Shack. And State of the Nation.

Blast Slow Jam into fucking obscurity though for offending my ears greatly with it's inane lyrics and tuneless tune.

A few others which I don't like but like slightly more than Slow Jam:

Chemical, times Change, Guilty Partner, Avalanche, In a Lonely Place, SLY, Elegia

1. Slow Jamboree
2. Sub Culture
3. Times Change
4. Thieves Like Us

Number 4 might cause a bit of a stir but i have honestly never liked that song. It takes too long to get going and the chorus is bobbins, shouting 'it's called love' a lot out of key does not make a good song!

mario, dont despair,"movement" isnt universally hated. i like it and really i think its quite unfairly maligned. as for cackest track, muffy, you`ve opened a can of worms here, there are plenty of new order tracks that are a bit stinky if u ask me. i shall have to mull it over. early leader for the definitive cack in pants duffer though is the "subculture" 12", followed closely by the supermarket muzak of "liar".

Originally posted by Seb Briggs Hmmm I quite like we all stand. And rock the Shack. And State of the Nation.Blast Slow Jam into fucking obscurity though for offending my ears greatly with it's inane lyrics and tuneless tune.A few others which I don't like but like slightly more than Slow Jam:Chemical, times Change, Guilty Partner, Avalanche, In a Lonely Place, SLY, Elegia

Avalanche and GP are great!!

thanx velocity girl, i am calming down a bit now. And i really like state of the nation too.... Keeper of the minor key, have you ever considered brain surgery?

Snake some fucked up choices there wasn't there?

Guilty Harness?... that's brillcream. Elegible?... dear me have you been on mount grumpy today?

no not at all Huntso - in fact in rather a cheerful mood today, bringing light into lives of all who cross me.

Surely Subcultures a stranger choice. I love that song. Both the album and Substance mix. Elegia and Avalanche bore me. Guilty partner annoys me. Dunno why. IALP is crap. And I just don't generally like the Republic sound.

• We all stand
• Young Offender
• Liar
• Shellshock

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Originally posted by Marco Pleil - We all stand- Young Offender- Liar- Shellshock

Disagree on three out of four, Marco.

I'm with Patty on that score. It's not normal for our Marco the Man to produce such quirky results.

Shellcock Marco?... not the greatest song but the 12" surely is a classic?!!!

And snake... you can't convince me that you'd ever share any cheer around the place. You are the new Walter Mattheau.

This topic is certainly playing with fire!!!