Mad props to Dave Dresden and Jamie Oliver

Unfortunately the letters left over from "dung" don't seem to make anything. I don't mean that to be a substantive comment.

I was sorry to see that attack on Mr. Dresden; I don't think anybody here had actually even heard his remix.

Originally posted by Grigory Rasputin, the mad mystic of Petrograd Fooking hell Tabsy...why in the name of Samuel L. Jackson did you pull this one....

Hmmm. You could be right, Jeff.

I've been getting away with it all my life.

Bob the Builder and Wendy?

Well, since I have to watch them at least three times a day, I HAVE begun to wonder what they could do with all those tools and machines........:)

As far as the "riot" in the Dogg Pound, you're right. Our Euro/Latin cousins would laugh.........Not a single person died, there was no collapse of the stadium and not one plastic bag full of urine was tossed.......I guess we're just sports sissies.

Originally posted by Grigory Rasputin, the mad mystic of Petrograd might be right??? Yeah, and the frigging pope might be Catholic...damn you Trevor...how can I ever forgive you lad?

How did you know, Jeff?

Originally posted by Michael McDermott Bob the Builder and Wendy?

Did you not feel the palpable sexual tension in the line dancing episode? And why do you think that chick with the lawn ornaments is always calling Bob over during the day when her husband is nowhere to be found? "Bob...I need someone to come over and do some heavy lifting..."

You know what's cool about Plano? The photos for the book "Barney Visits a Fire Station" were shot there at the Plano Fire Department...but you knew that already. If not, rush out and get it.

I definitely don't remember any thing about Rudolf Hess, Jeff.

Originally posted by Shugzv

You don't know what a Shug is? What do you think it is? this'll cheer me up;)

My guess is it's an Anglicism for a shag on a rug.

Is it pronounced like bug? Or like sugar? I finally learned last month that Suge Knight (of Death Row Records) is not pronounced sooge...that's how down I am.

You people are a trip. This is better than Memento. All I wanted to do was suck up to a superstar DJ, and now I'm keeping mental notes...Patrick and Grigory may or may not be the same person. Don't believe Liv. The owls are not what they seem.

Gnu-

Becarful when referencing Suge. You don't want to end up like our North Texas homeboy (yes, Vanilla Ice) and find yourself being dangled over a tenth story balcony while being "asked" to sign over your masters.

Also, remember that Tu Pac was whacked while riding with Suge in Vegas.

Not a savory character. But then, maybe he's just misunderstood.

:headoff: Barney :headoff:

"I hate you, you hate me, let's hang Barney from a tree....."

Originally posted by I will now return to my original self Hey, welcome sir!Nice to see another north american to counterbalance the brit slang on this board! :DS.

not just a north american, but someone near the east coast

Originally posted by Gnu Odor > Originally posted by Liv> Gnu is Shug... is so bleeding obvious...> > As ive said before, its womens intuition...> > Liv>

If Liv is relying on women's intuition for this conclusion, then perhaps Liv is *gasp* not really a woman! Tears off mask a la Scooby Doo cartoons to reveal...Prince Charles!.

Honestly...I don't know what a Shug is; however, I may have been president of Argentina for a couple of hours last week.

The "on the dole" line is a personal amusement based on an old Saturday Night Live skit, MTV Beach Party UK. Host to punkers: "So, where do you go to school?" Angry punk: "We don't go to school. We're on the dole." So it wasn't that funny, but it's fun to say with a fake accent. My standards for fun aren't high, obviously.

Did you see my message to you on the Roll Call post, Liv? Valuable bonus points hang in the balance.

This looks like me, but taller. yeah, what is a shug anyway??? ;)

So, tell us something about Walhalla, Gun.

So where exactly was Suge when Rob Gretton died, anyway?

You've almost figured it out, young ones. Check out http://www.dancesite.com/arc/28may99/news3.html to see how all the pieces fit together. It's all there under the same paragraph...murder/suicide, Gretton, 2 Pac, vocoders, famous melodica players (not Barney), guest shots on Primal Scream records (not Barney)...I kid you not, friends. Look it up. We're through the looking glass here, people.

Wallhalla's great. Some kid comes around every night to polish your armour...all the mutton you can eat on Tuesdays and Saturdays...beautiful young and willing Aryan-looking virgins everywhere...not at all that different from the neworderonline forums.

Originally posted by Gnu Odor Hello all from a new member and unintentional contrarian. Please accept both my humble wishes for a great new year and an e-Guiness Extra Cold (see attachment).

Guinness Extra Cold... Some people actually think it`s different from normal Guinness. Maybe most people do, but I, I know better. I was head barman for two weeks once (when the real one was on holiday). I love Guinness. Guinness is good for you.

Originally posted by Nigel Spleen > Originally posted by Gnu Odor> Yeah, I see your point. > > What I don't see is the point of the Supermen Lovers mix, except to make the original track unlistenable. Since when does a "dance remix" remove all funk from a track? Um, could you make this less danceable?> > Although a lot of people liked the Fire Island mix, I really was let down by the Regret mixes, even New Order's. And the remixes of The Other Two's Selfish (including Moby's) just plain suck suck suck. I know Digweed's a big name, but you can have his Crystal remixes too. I will try to seek out some other Republic mixes...> > I guess everything's a comedown after "The Beach" (the Blue Monday reworking, not the movie!)> > RIP Stuart Adamson. Sadly, in the U.S., Big Country are lumped into the new wave/one-hit wonder category right along with Kajagoogoo. Sad.

The Reunited In A Day remix of Ruined in a Day is tremendous, as are the mixes of Spooky and World. Let's face it though, a lot have been crap over the years - take Subculture for example, and that was their own fair hands !

Wasn`t that John Robie?

North East Ohio Rules!!!! We could start a club and get our hair cut like Barney's and wear leather jackets like Hooky and make music for T.V. programs and drink Pernod and champagne (has anyone tasted this? it sounds horrible) and make fun of people from western Ohio who say pop instead of soda!!

Welcome, Gnu

Originally posted by Gnu Odor > Originally posted by Liv> Gnu is Shug... is so bleeding obvious...> > As ive said before, its womens intuition...> > Liv>

If Liv is relying on women's intuition for this conclusion, then perhaps Liv is *gasp* not really a woman! Tears off mask a la Scooby Doo cartoons to reveal...Prince Charles!.

Honestly...I don't know what a Shug is; however, I may have been president of Argentina for a couple of hours last week.

The "on the dole" line is a personal amusement based on an old Saturday Night Live skit, MTV Beach Party UK. Host to punkers: "So, where do you go to school?" Angry punk: "We don't go to school. We're on the dole." So it wasn't that funny, but it's fun to say with a fake accent. My standards for fun aren't high, obviously.

Did you see my message to you on the Roll Call post, Liv? Valuable bonus points hang in the balance.

This looks like me, but taller.

Roll Call post, Gnu? Remember?

Originally posted by Fac21 > Originally posted by Nigel Spleen> > > > Originally posted by Gnu Odor> > b]> > > > The Reunited In A Day remix of Ruined in a Day is tremendous, as are the mixes of Spooky and World. Let's face it though, a lot have been crap over the years - take Subculture for example, and that was their own fair hands !

Wasn`t that John Robie?

Yes, with New Order. I've got an interview with Hooky where he complains about the backing vocals, saying that they were all Barney's idea and that the sound of the remix was not the direction in which he wanted to see New Order heading.