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El Jarvo wrote:
J.A.K wrote: FINAL WORD on this crap.
WHO CARES!!! lets face it. it doesn't affect anyones day to day lives!
or does it?
5000 posts in 18 months, JAK?
You telling me you're only just popping here once a month, then? And not getting a daily fix of this?
Like a sizeable percentage round these parts, Kershie loves a daily fix of NOOL. Not necessarily the pop group (formerly know as) New Order.
Repeat after me: community, community, community....
J.A.K wrote: really though. if the band do split for a while, then so what.
It would mean I never have to see most of you cunts again! 
El Jarvo wrote:
J.A.K wrote: really though. if the band do split for a while, then so what.
It would mean I never have to see most of you cunts again!
true. there's an upside to everything.
look on the bright side,if it is the end (again) we'll get the following:
The Very Best Of New Order.
New Order: Greatest Hits.
plus BM'07 & TF'08 tp promote them.
(The Good Doctor) Martin Fradley wrote:
Uncle Liam wrote: I'm intrigued to know how it effects you Ronald. Not like you are even a semi regular face at gigs now is it?
In fairness, Liam, he does live on the other fucking side of the world.
And it's "affects". And you need a hyphen in "semi-regular".
Not my problem he lives on the other side of the world! And with that being the case, it doesnt "affect" him in any way shape or form.
Hell of a thread - amazing how so much boll**ks can be disseminated by so many to few , we'll fight them on the beaches ..... enough of Winston
Bottom line from my humble little cave - if they go then good luck to them and thanks for the music, the wonderful , enigmatic , sublime music - music which meant more to me than any other band , group , singer or even Man City beating the scum ( and I am sure the same goes for many people here - except perhaps the Man City bit - fair enough ). If they come back - lovely jubbly.
It will leave a hole in my life ( bit dramatic, but that is how I feel ) - but then there is so much to remember over the last 26 years ( plus JD on top of that ) that they will always be around in some form I am sure.
Final thought - thanks to ipods you can at least carry the whole of NO around in your pocket - that'll do for me !!!
I hope they have finished.
I'm gonna buy a nice pad in South Kensington with the cash I'll save 
Martin Schofield wrote:
It will leave a hole in my life ( bit dramatic, but that is how I feel
It's funny you should say that, because I always felt that they put life in my hole, so to speak. And now, like you, my hole will be vacant.
Incidentally, that's a top first name you've got. Has a really classy ring to it. Dunno what it is, but it chimes like the music of the spheres....
Oh what a laugh
A cunt, a prick, a cock, a Blundering Unpopular(?), a Blunderbuss 
And all for stating the facts.
Here we go again. Close your buttock cheeks, El Jarvo, coz I know this hurts you, but, here we go.....
From the heart of the lion's den.....
From a Lonely Place....
THEY ARE FINISHED! THEY SHOULD HAVE SPLIT YEARS AGO! THEY ARE A SHADOW OF THEIR FORMER SELVES! THE GIGS ARE LIKE KAREOKE!
The majority of New Order fans from the past accept this.
Some of you need to wake up and realise this, you really do.
Blunderer wrote:
Oh what a laugh
A cunt, a prick, a cock, a Blundering Unpopular(?), a Blunderbuss
And all for stating the facts.
Here we go again. Close your buttock cheeks, El Jarvo, coz I know this hurts you, but, here we go.....
From the heart of the lion's den.....
From a Lonely Place....
THEY ARE FINISHED! THEY SHOULD HAVE SPLIT YEARS AGO! THEY ARE A SHADOW OF THEIR FORMER SELVES! THE GIGS ARE LIKE KAREOKE!
The majority of New Order fans from the past accept this.
Some of you need to wake up and realise this, you really do.
Has school finished already?
Once again, bless.
It would be luvverly for you to tell us all what you're listening to these days though. You know, what's 'cutting edge' and 'important'. I'm genuinely intrigued.
Martin Schofield wrote: Final thought - thanks to ipods you can at least carry the whole of NO around in your pocket - that'll do for me !!!
Fcuk me, we know they're short, but crushing them into horrible little iPods and carrying them around with you.
Actually, there's a thought... .
I cant believe they are still as stupid as they were in the past. Unless they are comfortably rich, if they were going to split then surely they would do a farewell gig in Manchester with all the publicity and at least they would go out with a golden farewell.
Blunderer wrote: The majority of New Order fans from the past accept this.
Where? I haven't seen anybody even half-agreeing with what you've said on here.
What you basically mean is "well all my mates from back in the day agree with me" which is entirely different to it being 'the majority'. Can you present evidence the majority of New Order fans 'from the past' accept this? Go on then, you want us to justify our arguments so I presume you won't have any problems justifying yours.
I've levelled this critisism at you before - without getting personal - but how the hell could you possibly know what the 'majority' of New Order fans all around the world think? You were wrong with the "No New Order fans in the 80s were also into DM" and you're wrong now. I'd love to know where you pluck these crass generalisations from. You're like the worst type of football bore, you're not into it for the tunes, you're into it to be 'part of the crowd' which explains your narrow-minded view. I mean, how could anyone possibly disagree with you? You were there, after all.
As Jarvo has asked (at least twice now but you've refused to answer) which bands do you consider cutting edge or hip these days? I'd really love to know as well. People who tend to follow "hip" trends are vacuous wankers anyway.
and MOST of the NEW ORDER fans i KNEW in the 80's from DARWEN are DEAD! So i guess i'm LUCKY not to LIKE em NOW.:p
ally wrote: People who tend to follow "hip" trends are vacuous wankers anyway.
Are the Killers hip? Even though I've never used a hoover, does that still make me a vacuous wanker?
EXPLAIN
Shug wrote:
ally wrote: People who tend to follow "hip" trends are vacuous wankers anyway.
Are the Killers hip? Even though I've never used a hoover, does that still make me a vacuous wanker?
EXPLAIN
Shug, you've got the wanker part down just get one of these now:
:p
Blunderer wrote:
Oh what a laugh
A cunt, a prick, a cock, a Blundering Unpopular(?), a Blunderbuss
And all for stating the facts.
Here we go again. Close your buttock cheeks, El Jarvo, coz I know this hurts you, but, here we go.....
From the heart of the lion's den.....
From a Lonely Place....
THEY ARE FINISHED! THEY SHOULD HAVE SPLIT YEARS AGO! THEY ARE A SHADOW OF THEIR FORMER SELVES! THE GIGS ARE LIKE KAREOKE!
The majority of New Order fans from the past accept this.
Some of you need to wake up and realise this, you really do.
Your facts seem more like an opinion...fucking douchebag...
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:
Blunderer wrote:
Oh what a laugh
A cunt, a prick, a cock, a Blundering Unpopular(?), a Blunderbuss
And all for stating the facts.
Here we go again. Close your buttock cheeks, El Jarvo, coz I know this hurts you, but, here we go.....
From the heart of the lion's den.....
From a Lonely Place....
THEY ARE FINISHED! THEY SHOULD HAVE SPLIT YEARS AGO! THEY ARE A SHADOW OF THEIR FORMER SELVES! THE GIGS ARE LIKE KAREOKE!
The majority of New Order fans from the past accept this.
Some of you need to wake up and realise this, you really do.
Your facts seem more like an opinion...fucking douchebag...
good point well made
and another name for him to add to his list...hurrah
The boys are just tired and need a Christmas break...you watch in 6-9 months news will be coming on a 15 city tour of small venues in the USA, a slot on the Tonight Show, all to coincide with CONTROL coming out (with Mr. A.H. Wilson in the curtains behind laughing gleefully)....
Been watching NO/JD since 1979 and they do this periodically just to take the p*ss out of people.
BTW, what was the sales figure for Waiting For The Sirens Call and Get Ready?
Greg Levay wrote:
BTW, what was the sales figure for Waiting For The Sirens Call and Get Ready?
Uncle Liam wrote: I'm intrigued to know how it effects you Ronald. Not like you are even a semi regular face at gigs now is it?
i'll be sad. very sad indeed.
Blunderer for fucks sake,
They've put out two quality albums in the 2000s,
they're still getting on the charts for a few weeks, good enough - who gives a shit anyway?,
WHY SHOULD THEY HAVE SPLIT UP AGES AGO?
You're just not convincing anyone.
Blunderer wrote:
Oh what a laugh
A cunt, a prick, a cock, a Blundering Unpopular(?), a Blunderbuss
And all for stating the facts.
Here we go again. Close your buttock cheeks, El Jarvo, coz I know this hurts you, but, here we go.....
From the heart of the lion's den.....
From a Lonely Place....
THEY ARE FINISHED! THEY SHOULD HAVE SPLIT YEARS AGO! THEY ARE A SHADOW OF THEIR FORMER SELVES! THE GIGS ARE LIKE KAREOKE!
The majority of New Order fans from the past accept this.
Some of you need to wake up and realise this, you really do.
Does anyone reckon this silly cunt is Fat Bob in disguise?
As el Jarvo said earlier in the thread that seems so simple but most poignant...Music is subjective!
If Blunder can grasp this,and be free to listen to Westlife, or someone just as gay then that's fine too..But he won't say who is so shit-hot! Why?
(because they are non-existent? or embarrassingly Phil Collins grade shite?
)
If you were Prime Minister Blunder,would you push through a bill to ban New Order from all activity??Drive us all underground and we can all be kewl as a bastard again...
You don't like them no more
Some do,some don't,so fuckety what?....But you are still here Mr Blunderer.Who are the relevent bands,why ar'nt you there?
Because no matter how shite New Order are,those secret bands are shitier and their forums are full of ex-Joy Division self harm Emo Goths,perhaps? It's obviously a better crac for you here Blundy..
Burt Reynolds wrote: Could be a Killers fan, Boaty...
Could be...
6/4 Meat is delicious Mozzer.
3/1 Everything is delicious,Bob Smith
4/1 Jak's mildly concerned delicious carer
Could be some one with a proper grudge!
Boatraceface wrote:
Burt Reynolds wrote: Could be a Killers fan, Boaty...
Could be... 6/4 Meat is delicious Mozzer. 3/1 Everything is delicious,Bob Smith 4/1 Jak's mildly concerned delicious carer
Yeah i reckon its one of Jarvos jilted exes, pretending to be a geezer.
Or its a 'Panic at the Disco' fan...
