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Here's a new trivia teaser with a strong FACTORY bent for those of you who have been starved of my wonderfully controversial brain-picklers for so long.....and let's face it......you just know you were!!

The aforementioned prestigious prize is on offer (true!) to the complete swot who can manage to get ALL the questions right here so, don your thinking caps on, dim the lights, whack on "Palatine" (failing that, a spoken word tape of Tony Wilson rambling on will do just as well), open a few crates, light a few Marlboroughs and just let those answers come floating back from the deep dank inner recesses of your memory....

Here goes...

1) Which Latino-esque band did Mike Pickering front long before he finally hit the big time with the honking goose and M-People? And what was the title of their only album? 2) Name the latest Chameleons "comeback" album. Which famous small venue near Manchester will the Chameleons play /have played on 29th April this year? 3) Julia Nagle and Chris Nagle used to front which experimental noisenik band of the late 80s? 4) On which New Order album track can be heard quite clearly the sound of a ricocheting gunshot (around the two-and-a-half-minute mark)? 5) Dave Haslam held which funk night at The Boardwalk club in 1992? And what was the name of the legendary fanzine he started in the mid 1980s? 6) Who or what was given the catalogue numberFac 191? 7) Simon Topping - formerly of A Certain Ratio - currently plays as percussionist for which celebrated local Latin ensemble? 8) Bruce Mitchell is regarded as the other main protagonist in which stalwart Manchester band? 9) And which Manchester singer's first solo album did his collaborator play extensively on? 10) In the 1984 Channel 4 programme about New Order and Factory Records "Play At Home", which two people were filmed riding around a field on a motorcycle? 11) Oasis were the second Mancunian band to be signed to Creation Records. Who were the first? 12) Legendary Manc Oddball from the eighties, Edward Barton sang about having no chicken.....but what did he have?? 13) To finish with, the ultimate toughie then..... Here is an extract from a witty review taken from a 1986 edition of "Sounds". Which underground Manchester band was getting the cold shoulder from poison scribe Ron Rom....?

"It's innovative...it's interesting...ahh! I concede, pull my nipples off and sell them as walnuts, place my head on a spike outside the Tower of London and spit in My face. I have to come clean, ******** are rubbish! I wanted songs, and all I got was a slap in the face for being so presumptious."Let us take the formula: Latin-funk music played at the speed of The Ramones. Really different, eh?......They sound like Level 42 on Mars. They sound like they're trying to masturbate with mousetraps!....."Y'see, ******** snub the idea of a song and prefer to do all the things mother convention told them they couldn't. An odd twist is always a good thing but when you get a three minute pop song with a million paranoid twists attentions stray........ ******** are trash at its most pretentious....."

Right, if that hasn't scared half of you away, let's face it...nothing will! :D :D

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fook me and call me bridget;) they're a bit tough int they?!!!!

6 is the Hacienda Cat

fucked if I know the rest! although number 9 may be Mozzer?

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2 guys on a motorbike in 84 - gotta be shaun / paul ryder?

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Marty I'll give you this - random as always :confused:

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:nod: Fac 191 = Cat. :clap: :clap:

(s'funny that one int' it?? :lol: )

#9 is right too :nod:

Can tell you're not from round here can't you?? ;)

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Originally posted by Oh Look! There Goes The Laughing Martian Again!! :nod: Fac 191 = Cat. :clap: :clap:(s'funny that one int' it?? :lol: )#9 is right too :nod:Can tell you're not from round here can't you?? ;)

Another plastic Manc fan:lol:

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I may have found the get out clause, two questions in nr 5 Marty. I thought you were more professional than that :nonono: ;)

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It's in his book, dahling!! :nod: :D :D

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What, posing two questions as one? NO that is very unethical of you! :nonono: :lol:

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Even if it's NOT.....can we make that last one Simply Red(iculous) WANKERS:evil4:

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Originally posted by Cheeky Monkey What, posing two questions as one? NO that is very unethical of you! :nonono: :lol:

Marty and ethics:lol: :clap: :lol:

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Originally posted by Cheeky Monkey What, posing two questions as one? NO that is very unethical of you! :nonono: :lol:

Some of the numbers are split into two questions... granted...but I know what you mean about number 5. Dave Haslam is NOT originally from Manchester of course (but from Birmingham) but the point is, these are people who MADE THEIR MARK whilst being here. Same goes for Edward Barton - he's a southerner by birth and accent!! ;)

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I don't care! I'm not playing any more. I'm taking my ball and I'm going home. :( ;)

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How can you say that? You ain't even given me ONE answer yet! ;)

You ain't even TRIED yet! :D :D

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No point in me trying, I'm as thick as a post :(

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Had a little browse on 'the net' still can't find any answers - Cheeky Monkey - Officially - Daft Bint! :o

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Nr 1 - Quando Quango?

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Nr 2 - Chameleons - Live, don't know second bit but that's ok cos I'm sure 2 questions per number is illegal ;)

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Well folks, I'm off to my family's for weekend now but when I'm back on Monday I expect some serious blood, guts and entrails (plus some half-exploded brains probably) spewed around here.... ......so keep thinkin' on!!! :D :D

Ciao! :hi:

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Hmmm, I read the questions, but not anyone else's answers, so apologies if I'm repeating:

  1. Quando Quango
  2. Why Call It Anything. Witchwood.
  3. Angel/Evil Dust
  4. Yellow
  5. The Hac cat
  6. Durutti Column
  7. Morrissey
  8. Primal Scream
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  1. Quando Quango
  2. Yellow. City Life
  3. Durutti Column
  4. Morrisey
  5. Hooky and ALan Erasmus
  6. I guess Happy Mondays
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  1. Quando Quango
  2. Why Call It Anything. Witchwood.
  3. What? Noise
  4. Angel/Evil Dust
  5. Yellow
  6. The Hac cat
  7. Durutti Column
  8. Morrissey's viva hate
  9. Hooky and Alan Erasmus
  10. A Certain Ratio
  11. A dicky eye (but that probably not the ans)
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Well you've pulled out some obscure stuff here Marty, some of these are bastard hard..

  1. Quando Quango - Pigs & Battleships. Pickering also performed as T-Coy.
  2. Why Call It Anything/Witchwood. Some other local legends played this venue on April 5?.
  3. Angel Dust
  4. Yellow/Debris
  5. The Hacienda Cat (Feline Groovy At The Hac)
  6. Durutti Column
  7. Morrissey, Viva Hate Album. Was asked to collaborate on next album but things didn't work out.
  8. Hook & Erasmus
  9. The Bodines
  10. Dunno, saw Barton play live at Liverpool Uni in 1986, supporting James, v.strange, can recall 1 track 'I slap my belly', which involved him doing exactly that. Had an album called 'Edward not Edward' or something similar.

Have to get thinking about the others, but don't feel optimistic.

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Originally posted by The Death of Art Spells the Murder of Artists 1. Quando Quango2. Why Call It Anything. Witchwood.3. What? Noise4. Angel/Evil Dust5. Yellow6. The Hac cat7. 8. Durutti Column9. Morrissey's viva hate10. Hooky and Alan Erasmus11. A Certain Ratio12. A dicky eye (but that probably not the ans)13.

Excellent effort matey - you can tell you're a proper Manc resident an all!! :clap: just four correct answers short of the old Arthur's Dozen..... good try...can you fill us in on the missing ones 7, 11, 12, 13 per chance to clinch that elusive mystery prize?? ;)

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Originally posted by Johnny Giles Well you've pulled out some obscure stuff here Marty, some of these are bastard hard.. 1. Quando Quango - Pigs & Battleships. Pickering also performed as T-Coy.2. Why Call It Anything/Witchwood. Some other local legends played this venue on April 5?. 3.4. Angel Dust5. Yellow/Debris6. The Hacienda Cat (Feline Groovy At The Hac)7. 8. Durutti Column9. Morrissey, Viva Hate Album. Was asked to collaborate on next album but things didn't work out.10. Hook & Erasmus11. The Bodines12. Dunno, saw Barton play live at Liverpool Uni in 1986, supporting James, v.strange, can recall 1 track 'I slap my belly', which involved him doing exactly that. Had an album called 'Edward not Edward' or something similar.13.Have to get thinking about the others, but don't feel optimistic.

You've no reason to be UNoptimistic Johnno, you're tied with Death Of Art as being the best informed of the answers so far, again, you are only four answers short of the whole kit and caboodle!! :nod: Looks like number 13 really is proving a bit of a stinker, but there IS, nevertheless, a FACTORY link with this band - their guitarist formed a very shortlived band and released just ONE 12" EP on the label before giving up music to become an ambassador of sorts for a local Homeless Building project.....now think on!! ;)

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If it goes to a tie, I think JG should win with him being from Sarf London and seeing as I was absolutely shite (and wrong) at this I think I qualify to be the adjudicator. :D

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Originally posted by Cheeky Monkey If it goes to a tie, I think JG should win with him being from Sarf London and seeing as I was absolutely shite (and wrong) at this I think I qualify to be the adjudicator. :D

:lol: you don't say dahling!! You only got two answers so far!!! :evil4:

You live up to your name so well babes!! ;)

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The Cheeky bit or the Monkey bit Marty? :(

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:rolleyes: DOH!!!!

You really got me there! ;)

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