Originally posted by Oh Shite! There Goes The Paranoid Android Again!!
Two points: 1)NO, sadly I, too, never saw the Valentines live - even their legendary "Rollercoaster" support with the Jesus and Mary Chain in 1992....2) A better song to torture someone with would be the last two minutes of Whi(t)ney Houston's version of "I Will Always Love You" spliced with Mariah Carey's version of "Without You" and Michael Bolton's version of "When A MAAAAHERRNNN Loves A WomAAAAN" - put on an endless tape loop...... I reckon the guy's ears will be rendered completely useless and drop off his head after about 35 minutes anyway.


...'kay, you win. :D though for added torture, you can give a double dose of Pariah (s)Carey with the cover of "AAAAAHHHH'll Be There" that she and that one other fellow who was every "new diva" in the world's backing singer for awhile had done. was awhile ago... 
and that's a double bill i would've killed to see, i think. Valentines and J*A*M*C? *drools*
i DID manage to see the J*A*M*C at one point, though. was an alright show...not brilliant. don't recall who they played with. only recall that we were lucky, as they seem to have had a habit of touring with stuff from the album just previous to whichever one had been released in time for their tour of the moment...
...so we ended up with stuff from Honey's Dead.
which was really the last good thing (IMHO) they did...and i really did like that album a lot. 
...which makes me wonder if they ever toured here after Phil King went and joined them on bass...? would've been very strange to see him onstage with them... 
...am musing out loud again. don't mind me. ;)