new Hooky blag post

From the blog of PeterHookNewOrder:

n.m.eCategory: LifeWell ive been sent all this forum nonsense and will now put it straight!as soon as i did the nme thing i had a feeling id been stitched up( he will get his dont worry) this came throught the new order press representative and seemed legit!It was supposed to be your ten favourite gnomes? when i saw the headline i knew i had been stitched up! i do not blame barney or steve for the split i blame my sobriety actually cos its impossible to put up with all this bullshit sober! but im very happy (apart from this bleedin lot) and dont intend to change! the headline does not refer to the content and when i say "i work a lot" it should be" "because i dj alot and do a lot of interviews i.e. Croydon evenin post Dogs weekly etc Guildford reporteretc etc > THe first question is always..........Whats happenin with new order?hence my frustration! part of my very important recovery is bein HONEST with myself and other people. i informed our management of this in november '06 February "06 repeatedly in fact.When i asked for statement informing you lot of our plans for the future? this was ignored. So san fairy bloomin anne!Condolences for mike reids family i liked him!. him and bernard manning gone! well have no comedians left soon .

oh mr hooky ..what went on in your head?

oh mr hooky why don't you come sit in our shed

it seems to me you're 28 again and talking to yourself

either that or a brick wall

*kidding...come on sing alongin the parody*

mr hooky....quit being a fucking whore...

go and hug barney, even if he don't want youto touch him at all

is barney looking at hooky like he wants to kick his ass in that photo on wikipedia?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_order

yeah i'mtired too....

*blink* Crap, just realized Hooky actually did post...

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: blah blah blah...

You kids leave Hooky alone, or I'm gonna cry...

Don't worry jeffery...I already called my mommy...and she said you lot all better behave....or else!:mad4:

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: blah blah blah...

You kids leave Hooky alone, or I'm gonna cry...

No matter what, I will always like them all, except if one kills band mate.

His Holiness, The Pope wrote: From the blog of PeterHookNewOrder:

n.m.eCategory: LifeWell ive been sent all this forum nonsense and will now put it straight!as soon as i did the nme thing i had a feeling id been stitched up( he will get his dont worry) this came throught the new order press representative and seemed legit!It was supposed to be your ten favourite gnomes? when i saw the headline i knew i had been stitched up! i do not blame barney or steve for the split i blame my sobriety actually cos its impossible to put up with all this bullshit sober! but im very happy (apart from this bleedin lot) and dont intend to change! the headline does not refer to the content and when i say "i work a lot" it should be" "because i dj alot and do a lot of interviews i.e. Croydon evenin post Dogs weekly etc Guildford reporteretc etc > THe first question is always..........Whats happenin with new order?hence my frustration! part of my very important recovery is bein HONEST with myself and other people. i informed our management of this in november '06 February "06 repeatedly in fact.When i asked for statement informing you lot of our plans for the future? this was ignored. So san fairy bloomin anne!Condolences for mike reids family i liked him!. him and bernard manning gone! well have no comedians left soon .

The more I read, the more it gets worse. Call each other for crying out loud! You used to be friends .

all this bitching and hooky will lose all confidence, fall off the wagon, and start beating some long-overdue discipline into jack.

All of this is starting to drag on, but to be fair it's better than Corrie !!!!

I disagree. His work is no excuse. If all people ask him, what 's with New Order, he could say, I'm working here as a DJ, not as a spokesmen of New Order.

You see, kids, the dangers of giving up alcohol
You realise all your mates are cnuts.

Sobriety - Just Say NO

His Holiness, The Pope wrote: all this bitching and hooky will lose all confidence, fall off the wagon, and start beating some long-overdue discipline into jack.

you're funny.

also, piss off.

[orange]State of Love and Trust [/orange] wrote:

His Holiness, The Pope wrote: all this bitching and hooky will lose all confidence, fall off the wagon, and start beating some long-overdue discipline into jack.

you're funny.

The moderators should do something about this kind of thing

[orange]State of Love and Trust [/orange] wrote:

His Holiness, The Pope wrote: all this bitching and hooky will lose all confidence, fall off the wagon, and start beating some long-overdue discipline into jack.

you're funny.

TBH I'm surprised you can stomach it round here at all these days with all the undiluted wank being talked about yer old man.

Dave's spot on though, when you stay sober for a while you do realise your mates are mostly total wankers. You also realise that most of their preferred activities are pretty retarded too.

The thing is....who the fuck told Legge what being sober is like?

LeggyD wrote: You see, kids, the dangers of giving up alcohol
You realise all your mates are cnuts.

Sobriety - Just Say NO

I read Frank Skinner's autobiography and he pretty much says exactly that. Said when he eventually quit the booze he basically had to go and find a whole new set of friends. Not that he didn't like hios old friends, but just that he couldn't join in anymore.

He says that despite being completely teetotal for 20 odd years he has yet to find any other life experience which is as much fun as getting totally arseholed and that he misses it every day. A nice twist on the usual crap you read from recovering alkies about how much better their new life is.

Doctor? wrote:

The thing is....who the fuck told Legge what being sober is like?

Exactly what I was wondering

i dont want to be sober anymore.quit taking mymedicine and go hide and drink and cry...

Will it get in The Daily Telegraph as well , Nic?

CuanaD - D-plus wrote:

Doctor? wrote:

The thing is....who the fuck told Legge what being sober is like?

Exactly what I was wondering

Ditto.

You can't be serious blaming the lack of alchool for Hooky's attitude. You could blame age, but not alchool.

I'm getting tired of this BS. It's getting worse everyday. Can someone get the remote and turn Hooky's mouth mute?

Indeed!

this is such bullshit

if you lot actually knew anything close to the truth, which you don't, then you wouldn't be giving him all this crap