It might seem like a good thing, but now I'm not so sure. She's been finding out more about the band, and seems to have more respect for them because of her new found knowledge. But what happens when she starts going to the forums and realizes what a strange, cult-like bunch we all are?
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What do I do now that my girlfriend has found NewOrderOnline?
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Girlfriend? You mean, you actually have personnal relationships with people in the real world? This will not do, Jason. A Jedi must not allow himself to become attached, for it will expose them to all that oppose you. My solution for your quandry: Go off to the frozen wasteland of Siberia, where you will be directed to the railroad outpost of Vosrhilkiovlikosk. Here you will firebomb the Tony Danza Mueseum and erase any traces of "Who's the Boss?", for we know how Sith Lord Danza hates the Jedi................
Okay, nap I must, rest I need....:sleep2:
Do not worry pal, once she starts pondering the respective merits of Temptation 7" over Temptation 12" and asks you whether you have the Arthur Baker remix of Confusion/IOU, you´ll know she's ours for ever.
Then we can talk about the Ius primae noctis for the "Members with Substance" and above and the Holy NOOL Tithe.
Originally posted by Warm Hands, Cold Heart Marry her.
Yes, monitor her online activities you can....
(anyone mind if I post in Yoda-speak? I mean, if Yoda-speak I post in?)
I actually watched a rerun of Who's The Boss the other night. That should give you an indication of my thriving social life, Trevor. I don't even have a car right now.
Yesterday, she started telling me all about Ian Curtis and what-not. It was kind of nice, but if she starts calling people 'fooking wankers' I may have a problem.
I'm afraid its time to slice her up and bury her in the concrete base of that new garage you are going to build.
major has spoken, do as you are told...
Originally posted by Taboo # 7 > Originally posted by Warm Hands, Cold Heart> Marry her.
Yes, monitor her online activities you can....
(anyone mind if I post in Yoda-speak? I mean, if Yoda-speak I post in?)
I love when you do that!!!
And, of course, Joy Division in smilies.
Or just a "how depraved of sex your life is" casual joke! 
Originally posted by Warm Hands, Cold Heart > Originally posted by Taboo # 7> > > > Originally posted by Warm Hands, Cold Heart> > Marry her.>
Yes, monitor her online activities you can....
(anyone mind if I post in Yoda-speak? I mean, if Yoda-speak I post in?)
I love when you do that!!!
And, of course, Joy Division in smilies.
Or just a "how depraved of sex your life is" casual joke!
I think you mean 'deprived'
Sorry Taboo.
Originally posted by Major Tarantino I'm afraid its time to slice her up and bury her in the concrete base of that new garage you are going to build. major has spoken, do as you are told...
But, Major, surely without her I'd spend all my time here, have well over 2000 posts, and become a total New Order zombie.
Originally posted by Monkeys in a Bubble > Originally posted by Major Tarantino I'm afraid its time to slice her up and bury her in the concrete base of that new garage you are going to build. major has spoken, do as you are told...
But, Major, surely without her I'd spend all my time here, have well over 2000 posts, and become a total New Order zombie.
But if you don´t then SHE will become a zombie, poor girl. It´s for her own good. Do it while you still have time, before she actually reads the posts or it might be too late....
I'd be exstatic if i were you. From where i come from, mention Joy Division to anyone and ull be meet with a blank stare, mention New Order and you might get 'them that did the footie song?'. Be happy, someone else shares your intrest, it could be alot worse, she could be a sterophonics fan...
Originally posted by Monkeys in a Bubble > Originally posted by Major Tarantino I'm afraid its time to slice her up and bury her in the concrete base of that new garage you are going to build. major has spoken, do as you are told...
But, Major, surely without her I'd spend all my time here, have well over 2000 posts, and become a total New Order zombie.
you say this as if having over 2000 posts, and spending all your time here is such a bad thing!!! :p
on the same subject, Shuggy must have found himself a woman...he's never here anymore... 
Surprised my girlfriend singing Thieves Like Us last week.
Begins to be converted.
Soon, she'll be posessed...
Originally posted by The Happy One > Originally posted by Monkeys in a Bubble> > > > Originally posted by Major Tarantino > I'm afraid its time to slice her up and bury her in the concrete base of that new garage you are going to build. major has spoken, do as you are told...
But, Major, surely without her I'd spend all my time here, have well over 2000 posts, and become a total New Order zombie.
you say this as if having over 2000 posts, and spending all your time here is such a bad thing!!! :p
on the same subject, Shuggy must have found himself a woman...he's never here anymore...
SHUGZV says 
to everyone.He still has not been able to get an INTERNET link at the PERFECT PIT(his new flat).Spoke to him on SATURDAY evening.He was at his grans.She won't let him use the computer anymore cos he was always on the PORN FILTH sites.
But he says HE WILL BE BACK.
:D
I've figured out that my future wife (whomever she may be) must be an avid New Order fan. Period.
