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Results are taken from all the polls we had over the weeks.
What is your least favorite song and why.
If your worst song is not in this list, pick the one you dislike the most in the list above and tell us why, I had to cut the 20 leaders in each polls.
Quite difficult to say actually... so I'll let you go ahead and brake the ice, my logicial pick would be Angel Dust..
guess what?
I voted for Slow Jam.
I don't think i need to go into why i dislike this song again.
I felt betrayed when I heard it and still feel like they have deliberately attacked me by including this song on Get Ready. Let me say that i am as excited for the next NewOrder record as I have ever been (including the excruciating pain that I felt waiting for the follow up to Technique). They have shone brightly with incredible tunes worthy of the name NewOrder (Crystal, Primitive Notion) and more great songs will follow BUT....slow jam is the dumbing down of neworder...Slow Jam is the true SHAME OF THE NATION (a tune that is magical when compared to Slow Jam).
although i think 'world in motion' is probably their worst, it's a footy song, after all, so between chemical, rock the shack and state of the nation i rolled the dice and went with chemical.
"Such a good thing"... such a bad song... it makes you even appreciate "Slow Jam" a little bit
nine of these songs are on Retro i think, if you count the bonus disc too...
if you notice, State of the Nation did not make the cut on Retro... or International... or the Best of... or even was not even remixed for the Rest of...
rock the shack! :dead: has anyone noticed its exactly the same as keith richard's new song w/lenny kravitz. "god gave me everthing I want.." or something.
After much deliberation (and several re-listens just to make sure), my X has gone in the box marked Fine Time. It just doesn't do anything for me. It didn't at the time, it doesn't fit on Technique, and no matter what you say or what I do, it still comes out as poo :)
SOTN for me, although I must admit I don't feel betrayed or personally attacked when I hear it. Slow Jam may not be their best effort, but it beats the shite out of much of Republic IMHO.
CTB
The Him puts me to sleep, only to be waken up by the pointless tempo change and abrupt drumming at the end...what the hell 
Shellshock was crap when they released it and it hasn't improved with age. What were they on when they wrote this one.
Slow Jam As I look at the morning sky Today the wind is blowing hard See that bird is floating high Pretty soon it will be tired I spent a day all by myself A rich man without his wealth Sometimes I get it wrong But I'm not the only one The afternoon was very clear The sun was beating down on me I got thirsty for a beer That I had to go to sea The sea was very rough It made me feel sick But I like that kind of stuff It beats arithmetic I don't want the world to change I like the way it is Just give me one more wish I can't get enough of this When it gets to be alive And not just still survive To hit and not to miss I can't get enough of this The early evening mists Look beautiful to me Was sweeter than a kiss I wish you all could see I'm a long long way from home But this photograph of you Even though it's monochrome Tells me what I should do So I got up on my feet I knew it would be alright For my clothes were looking beat In the middle of the night I don't want the world to change I like the way it is Just give me one more wish I can't get enough of this When it gets to be alive And not just still survive To hit and not to miss I can't get enough of this I don't want the world to change I like the way it is Just give me one more wish I can't get enough of this When it gets to be alive And not just still survive To hit and not to miss I can't get enough of this I can't get enough of this I can't get enough of this I can't get enough of this I can't get enough of this I can't get enough of this I can't get enough of this I can't get enough of this I can't get enough of this Credits Written by New Order. Available On Get Ready Retro
Versions Album Version (4:53) Mix 4 (5:37)
Notes : Vocals by Bernard Sumner. Music by Manchesters' own Oasis coverband - "No Aces!"
just in case you needed a reminder of the Atrocity Exhibited on Slow Jam
I had to vote for We All Stand. On its own, perhaps not the worst New Order track... but being stuck between Age of Consent and The Village, it brings PCL to a standstill, and just when it was about to get going!
Unforgiveable.
this was a tough decision between SOTN and shellshock...
Such a Good Thing ain't half bad...doesn't quite sound like the order though...and it's new to me...didn't hear it until I got my bonus disc on Saturday!!!!
and we all know how I feel about RTS...it's a great song...
SOTN. Their worst. Fine Time is crap, but Barney's dance on Top of the Pops made it worthwhile. We All Stand on PCL is crap, the bass sounds wrong, but the Peel Session version from '82 is great. Different atmosphere. Shellshock....nuff said.
state of the nation...hands down!:dead:
i can predict this to be the winner cuz god...i don't think they ever did a good version of this song...it just gets worse and worse with those atrocious backing vocals that scream out CHEESE!:\puke:
Had to do it...State of the Nation:
Close behind was Such a Good Thing (which isn't...as a song anyway :)
Why:
The lyrics are THE WORST EVER!!!
Far worse than any other song. Barney's stream of consciousness that works on TPK and BLT just falls apart here...have a look.
You can walk, or you can run You don't have to be someone I went on a summer cruise Upon an ocean born to lose My brother said that he was dead I saw his face and shook my head Can you see where we can be We're losing our blood in the sea
'Cause it's the state of the nation, state of the nation That's holding our salvation Yes, it's the state of the nation, state of the nation That's holding our salvation Oh, the state of the nation, state of the nation Is causing deprivation Oh, the state of the nation, state of the nation It's causing death inflation
From my home I travel far I drove in my stolen car When it broke down, I kissed the ground 'Cause I don't kiss when you're around I don't find that I have been The portrait of an only son If that's the case, then who could tell Where my story had begun?
'Cause it's the state of the nation, state of the nation That's holding our salvation Yes, it's the state of the nation, state of the nation That's holding our salvation Oh, the state of the nation, state of the nation Is causing deprivation Oh, the state of the nation, state of the nation It's causing death inflation
State of the nation State of the nation State of the nation State of the nation State of the nation State of the nation State of the nation State of the nation
Even now, I'm all alone Behind a wall that's made of stone I think about where we have been And all the sights that could be seen I know it all could be worthwhile If only I could force a sigh Now we turn across the sea The shame of a nation we'll never be
'Cause it's the state of the nation, state of the nation That's holding our salvation Yes, it's the state of the nation, state of the nation That's holding our salvation Oh, the state of the nation, state of the nation Is causing deprivation Oh, the state of the nation, state of the nation It's causing death inflation
so did Saville decide to reproduce the Bizarre Love Triangle sleeve for State of theNation with only slight color change cuz he thought it was a crap tune (similar to his attitude towards SubCulture)? In fact, the sleeve for State looks to not have as much color or character as the BLT sleeve. The clues were on the package...typical Saville style.
State of the Nation is pretty bad...i may like the ooohs and aaahhs from the backing singer more than Barney's vocal. Still, i'd rather hear State than SJam. I guess i'm in this boat all by myself though...
Originally posted by Biznotic Love Trapazoid so did Saville decide to reproduce the Bizarre Love Triangle sleeve for State of theNation with only slight color change cuz he thought it was a crap tune (similar to his attitude towards SubCulture)? In fact, the sleeve for State looks to not have as much color or character as the BLT sleeve. The clues were on the package...typical Saville style.State of the Nation is pretty bad...i may like the ooohs and aaahhs from the backing singer more than Barney's vocal. Still, i'd rather hear State than SJam. I guess i'm in this boat all by myself though...
About both the sleeve and the backup singers..
I actually think that Saville comes up with a few ideas for each project and then reuses his 2nd or 3rd choice later so he doesn't have to "work" again...
Barney always has to be careful when using backup singers because his voice is so thin and creaky at the high end.
My girlfriend recently mentioned that she noticed that he rarely sings (ok so she likes Tom Jones and Chris Isaak ok!?) but instead kinda shouts or speaks the lyrics...
You are not alone...SLOW JAM is a 2 out of 10 (ok liked some of the guitar work on it) Lyrically it would be a ZERO...and overall it is a throwaway track...
But then again I think that even the worst NO song is pretty good...but that's my issue and I'm getting therapy for it...really....I promise...
RTS. (Sorry, Jeff)
Having said that, it's amazing to notice how you could make a "Worts of" CD with the nominated songs and it would still be head and shoulders over 95% of the "Best of" published for the Chirstmas period (Honourable exceptions: Bjork & Bowie)
A process of elimination...
Angel Dust is pretty poor. 
Broken Promise is good!
Chemical is quite appalling.
Doubts Even Here has actually been growing on me recently. Though still some way off great.
Ecstasy should never be in this list.
Neither should Elegia (though admittedly I voted for it in the Low-life poll..).
Fine Time is gloriously, brilliantly daft.
Rock The Shack isn't all that bad, just the title, Bobby Gillespie and the "Rock the shack, rock the shack, rock the shaaack!" chorus let it down.
Run Wild's alright.
Slow Jam is a pile of poo.
Salvation theme...er...can't remember! Still, can't have been that bad, then.
Sooner Than You Think is excellent.
SOTN is incredibly mediocre, but there are worse.
Anyone who votes for Subculture needs a good slap - the best song about merchant banking ever!
Such A Good Thing isn't a classic, but not worthy of hate. Memories of the last World CUp too!
Though Shellshock is not brilliant, I don't see what some people have against it.
Ultraviolence is far too good for this list.
The Him is not very good.
We All Stand is absolutely rotten on PC&L, but the Peel sessions version shows it's not all that bad a song.
I would support a team of Nazi paedophiles against England. (Although, I did once support England, against the Netherlands in 1996.) But World In Motion is good! The John Barnes rap is the stuff of legend.
So it's basically down to Angel Dust, Slow Jam or Chemical. Chemical it is then.
I refuse to vote on account of Liar not being there. It makes at least half of those songs shine like diamonds.
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If anything should be voted from Brotherhood (and it pains me to even mention this sacred album in this thread!) it should be SOTN!!!
Angel Dust shouldnt even make it into the poll imho!
I'd probably go with that dire Chemical 'payroll company' song off Republique
I haven't time to sympathise Depthy, not unless you let us win one of these one-day fiascos before sending them all back on a leaky boat.....you can keep the Ashes if you agree to keep all the England players !
