Shite Pointless New Order Remixes: Enough is Enough!

What is the point of all these two-CD formats if the only reason for their release is to foist more utterly cacky four-four-trancey-arsey-handbaggy-god-knows-what-the-fuck-else-lowest-common-denominator-pappy-wanky-dickwet-brainless-mongbeat atrocities on an already oversaturated market stuffed with similar tepid shite? Remember Paul van Dyk's criminally twatty descecration of "Bizarre Love Triangle" on "The Rest Of New Order" ? After hearing that piece of humming brain-fried shit I certainly left that compilation well alone in order to spare me any more torture.. But, as if the Republic singles and Crystal, and , now, in all likelihood, 60mph, fall prey to this one trick pony of utter bollocks....it's time to ask the gathered masses: should New Order be remixed in this way so that they sound like every other nondescriptly tedious trancey-arse fucker on the planet? Or should the remixes be something a bit different? I've opened a huge can of worms here: let's argue for and against the case of THE BASTARD TRANCEY REMIX!!!!!!

I think it's time to drop a bomb on Ibiza for all the unmitigated shite that has come twelve years in its wake. people just don't seem to know when the novelty has worn thin, do they??

I've heard some good remixes, but the Crystal maxi single (does the world need a nine track cd where 8 of the songs are the same damn thing?) pretty much puts me on the side of the no-remixers. It may have been fun about ten years ago, but remixing tracks, especially classics, is pretty damn old now. Stop the insanity!

Martin , i couldn't agree more with you. In the good ol' days , when 12inch just hit the market this thing started off. Those days the remixes of songs where something special. They where done by proffesionals and they always where something extra and special (mixers like A.Baker).These days any idiot with the right equipment is able to make "remixes " of any fart that comes out. To me , there is no longer an added value to it , like there was in the good old days. But i can imagine there are still people who find it very interesting (can i?).I think that most of the time , there is nothing left of the original recording.

Mario

I've seen what a man can do, and i've seen all the hate of a woman too

Martin, i'm right with you on this one. Remixing songs well past the point of recognition is nothing less than desecration. Most remixes are complete and utter crap but on occassion they can ADD something to the song, take it to another level or in a new and refreshing direction. The Fire Island Mix of Regret for instance, you know it's Regret, you can just dance to it better. The Hot Tracks Mix of The Perfect Kiss is another song turned into a killer dance track yet basically it sounds the same. It's the ones that sound nothing like the original I can't stand, except the Pump Panel Reconstruction of Confusion that is, now there IS a top tune!!

Originally posted by Muffy It's the ones that sound nothing like the original I can't stand, except the Pump Panel Reconstruction of Confusion that is, now there IS a top tune!!

You must be joking!??

I agree with Martin on this. Altho I quite like the Lee Combs remix of Crystal.

i just think the days of remixing are pretty much at an end creatively. There's just no need to mess with the classics once you've exhausted every possible variation on the set pattern.

ITS A CASE OF SORTING THE WEAT FROM THE CHAFF,IF YOU DON'T LIKE CLUB MUSIC THERE'S NOT MUCH POINT TRYING, BUT I CONSIDER D.J./PRODUCERS LIKE WEATHERALL, FARLEY 'N' HELLER AND LATTERLY DIGWEED THE BENCHMARK FOR QUALITY, THERE TAKE ON SOMETHING THAT'S ALREADY GOOD IS USUALLY INTERESTING, AT THE LEAST. AND IN THE CASE OF CRYSTAL THE OTHER TWO VERSIONS(COOMBES' AND CREAMER&K'S)ARE DEFINITELY CHOSEN FROM THE CREAM OF UP AND COMING TALENT.IT'S THE SAME WITH IBIZA GET PAST THE SHIT COMPILATIONS AND YOU MIGHT FIND SOMETHING AS STUNNING AS 'EASTER SONG' BY A MAN CALLED ADAM,MENTAL GENERATIONS 'CAFE DEL MAR' OR FACTOR 15'S 'TWISTED BY THE POOL'.

Yes Ian, I agree. I take it you're a clubber like the Muff Boy?

Once again, I vote yes on Lee Coombs Crystal remix: I like it.

MUFFY DID YOU READ MY 'LIFE STORY' ON THE 'AM I REALLY ME' THREAD? AND CHECK OUT MY NOMINATIONS FOR SINGLE OF THE YEAR, I'D BE INTERESTED IN SOME MORE NOMINATIONS, HAVE A GO.

OH SHIT!! SHIT SHIT SHIT!!!!!! Yep, Nicolas...you're dead right! !! Oh God! How embarrassing of me!! That's whom I meant - Armand van Helden - . At least I got one third of his name right!! Ha ha.
So sorry......actually, Paul van Dyk's "Out of Order" mix of Spooky is actually quite ace - especially when it speeds up at the end. But, yes. I stand corrected. Can I skulk off shamefully into the corner now, sir?.....

Originally posted by Nicolas LeBlanc > Originally posted by Martin Gray> Remember Paul van Dyk's criminally twatty descecration of "Bizarre Love Triangle" on "The Rest Of New Order" ? After hearing that piece of humming brain-fried shit I certainly left that compilation well alone in order to spare me any more torture..

Actually, that was Armand Van Helden.

Paul Van Dyk did the good remix of Spooky (Out of Order Mix)... (not 100% sure it's the right remix, but one of them)

Gosh, I forgot about that one.....that's also on "The Rest Of New Order" isn't it? Is it any good then, cause like I said earlier, I was so put off by the selections I heard from that compilation I didn't bother investigating any further (same with other tracks that were "done" on that LP : "Touched By The Hand of God" and "Age of Consent" to name but two others.....). The Substance 87 rerecording of Confusion left me somewhat....um.....confused....so I'm not sure.

Originally posted by Muffy except the Pump Panel Reconstruction of Confusion that is, now there IS a top tune!!

Originally posted by Ian Shimmin MUFFY DID YOU READ MY 'LIFE STORY' ON THE 'AM I REALLY ME' THREAD? AND CHECK OUT MY NOMINATIONS FOR SINGLE OF THE YEAR, I'D BE INTERESTED IN SOME MORE NOMINATIONS, HAVE A GO.

I only get lost in the beat of the records Ian, I dont pay attention to the names really, although i'd probably know them if i heard them. I have a mate who DJ's some of the clubs up here and he bungs me a cd now and then of mixes he's done. It was frustrating as hell both nights at the Barras, Arthur Baker burnin' down the house and I could'nt groove in case I lost my spot.

Listen kids, this is the formula that we've all grown up with:

1 the original song - a 12" masterpiece 2 a 7" edit, or 'radio version' 3 if we're all very lucky, we might stumble across a really rare 'oddball' remix done by somebody who was sought to seek the track out because they love it and they want to add their own spice onto the menu

Nowadays its this 1 Original song with 2 re-mixes 2 4 Re-mixes 3 Another CD with some more re-mixes 4 A 12" with some more re-mixes 5 A DJ only set of wank re-mixes 6 A radio only late night re-mix effort

I think we would all like the old days back again please. (PS Muffy... where's me fucking prize?)

Huntsy, what are you doing here this late? Trying to confuse us?

The Huntsman speaks the truth, praise the lord! Every musical trend or phase has to run out of steam some time, perhaps remixing's heading down that long path traveled by disco, funk, psychedelica, etc etc.

Originally posted by Huntsman Listen kids, this is the formula that we've all grown up with:1 the original song - a 12" masterpiece2 a 7" edit, or 'radio version'3 if we're all very lucky, we might stumble across a really rare 'oddball' remix done by somebody who was sought to seek the track out because they love it and they want to add their own spice onto the menuNowadays its this1 Original song with 2 re-mixes2 4 Re-mixes3 Another CD with some more re-mixes4 A 12" with some more re-mixes5 A DJ only set of wank re-mixes6 A radio only late night re-mix effortI think we would all like the old days back again please.(PS Muffy... where's me fucking prize?)

Fuck, I once more agree with the Hunstman.

It's funny though as I was thinking about this yesterday. I mean, that was the point of Substance : the best (and original versions) were the 12 inches. Temptation, EGG, Blue Monday, True Faith, Thieves Like Us. Some of them don't even have a short version.

Yeah, I miss those times.

In a way, the album version if Crystal, apart from that intro, could fit into that definition...

Used 2 totally love remixes, and listen 2 them UNTIL I liked them in some way, even if I thought they were crap! Does that make sense? Nah...but Ruined in a day(Ambient mix & K-Klass Edit), Regret(Fire Island), Vicious Circle (Mike Haas), World (Perfecto), Thieves Like Us (Benelux Instrumental), True Faith (Shep Pettibone), Fine Line, Spooky (Magimix), Round & Round (Club mix), Vanishing Point (Instrumental making out mix)..what's my point? Tons of remixes fail miserably, but sometimes you get good ones! You can usually tell in the 1st couple of minutes. I agree with Muffy that Regret Fire Island is a great mix, but I'd have to say that I've only played (the rest of) about once as the good remixes on it I'd already played to death! The Biff & Memphis, Armand Van Helden, Pump Panel, and Howie B mixes...well nuff said...oh dear

Confusion - Pump Panel Mix is crap.

NO's music shouldn't be altered in any way. It's perfect the way it is.

I think we've gone through all this on another thread before. If they're not putting remixes on the cd singles and such like-what are they going to put on there? It's not like they've got 3 extra tracks to back each single with.

A 12" mix of each single would obviously be nice though-alternatively the band remixing their own singles a la Substance- I think the PSB's did this quite succesfully as well recently-but again it's not going to happen.

As regards a 2 cd set-if you don't like the 2nd remix cd-don't buy it-simple as that. If you don't like the backing remixes-don't listen to them.

i personally quite like New Order remixes. I thought the World, Blue Monday, True Faith, Ruined in a Day, Spooky and Regret remixes on Rest Of were all decent

Lee Coombs' Crystal was also quality-and certainly doesn't fit into the 'trancey bollox' catergory coz it isn't trance.

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Blimey, just as well then none of you lot ever heard my original "deconstruction" (no relation to record label) mix of "Hurt" from 1982's mini-lp then, when I was just 16 years old: it sounded like the whole of New Order - and their instruments - falling arse over tit down the emergency stairwell of a silo!! And I also did unimaginable things to Barney's "whoop!!"s throughout........ What fun I had in those days.....just pure gratuitous vandalism simply for the sake of it. Maybe I should try and make it available for you all to hear just to gauge your reaction....ha ha ha......

Originally posted by Geoffroy Klompkes I mean, that was the point of Substance : the best (and original versions) were the 12 inches. Temptation, EGG, Blue Monday, True Faith, Thieves Like Us. Some of them don't even have a short version.

Yeah, I miss those times.

Originally posted by Nicolas LeBlanc Funny.. everyone is blaming the new remixes..And New Order is now #1 in the USA with those "crappy" remixes...What do you think about it?!

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It's the same here btw. It's the remixers and the DJ's that sent "Crystal" to no.1. Some are doing a good job, not all crap.

It's great. Of course, You don't have to like all the remixes to appreciate what they've done, but somewhat it's a mixed feeling, cos in a way it would perhaps have been better if "Crystal" reached no.1 without any help from remixing.

Anyway: - Here, it was the original that had the no.1 position for five weeks and not the remixes.

Hey, Guess what Nicky?.... irony can sometimes be a wonderful thing!!!!

" JUST LET IT RIP!!!! "

Originally posted by Nicolas LeBlanc Funny.. everyone is blaming the new remixes..And New Order is now #1 in the USA with those "crappy" remixes...What do you think about it?!

Popped in the Crystal maxi single last night, I decided to give the remixes a try. The 2nd remix (3rd track) is actually pretty good, but listening to the same track "only different!" got old real quick. Still pointless to fill up a cd with the same song.

Oh, and a lot of people probably skip over the remixes after Crystal to get to Behind Closed Doors. I know I have...

Dunno why so many people are wetting their panties over the mixes of Crystal - it's not even one of their best songs is it really? That Warners competition to send a remix of Crystal? Why couldn't it have been any New Order song from the past 20 years? Then it would be REALLY interesting......

Originally posted by Taboo # 7 Popped in the Crystal maxi single last night, I decided to give the remixes a try. The 2nd remix (3rd track) is actually pretty good, but listening to the same track "only different!" got old real quick. Still pointless to fill up a cd with the same song.Oh, and a lot of people probably skip over the remixes after Crystal to get to Behind Closed Doors. I know I have...