New Order consuming crisps during 'Getting Things Ready'? - evidence here

Hello to one and all on this fine and happy day. Thanking you all very much for your beautiful and very touching words on the '1,000 Posts Old' thread... it brought a tear to my three eyes.

After careful consideration of the general content of my last 1,000 posts I am entering into the next 1,000 fully refreshed, invigorated with a clear mind and raring to unleash even more 'Huntsmania' paraphernalia onto us all. I've stretched myself on this one, knowing 1001 would have to be a killer... and I think I've just discovered a real unknown pleasure.

Okay are you all sitting down comfortable?... then I shall begin...

Right then, now that the US has finally 'Got their Own Things Ready' everyone can join in this little belter. This one is along the similar lines of Facsimilie's thread, who insisted 1963 morphed out of control on the very last seconds of the closing bars into some other song of no particular persuasion (judges still out).

Okay so play '60MPH' and as the closing music fades wham-up the speakers to untold levels. Quite clearly, you can hear either Hooky or Barney (perhaps Stephen) ...................... CONSUMING CRISPS AND RUSTLING THE BAG!!!!!

Well then, I hope this proves my crisp to NO ratio is not so futile after all.

Remember, the evidence is there for us all to hear.

Hunts.

huntsy - are u sure it's the rustling of s packets - or could it be the rustling of RIZLA papers!!!!!!!

Originally posted by stutter huntsy - are u sure it's the rustling of s packets - or could it be the rustling of RIZLA papers!!!!!!!

Zig-Zag are much better than Rizla...

Well, Huntsy, glad to see you came through the festivities your same old reliable self. We're looking forward to the next 1,000 with the same relish we bring to a bag of Lay's Bistro Gourmet Applewood Barbecue potato chips. I did try to hear Facsy's thing at the end of 1963, but with no success. And now you tell me there's hidden meaning at the end of Sixteen Miles an Hour. Are you sure it's not the sound of a map being consulted as the aging members of the band strain their eyes trying to find the location of those pagan idols everyone has been telling them about?

But then again...

Now Patrick your teasing me with the Apple flavoured fettlers now... all I can say is I was in my bomber last night on my way homeward bound and I played 15 miles per second extraordinarily loud and noticed an anomaly at the rear end of the song beam.

Holy moly, it is crisps and the rustling of a packet! - couldn't wait to share it with you. This might sound like a Huntsy Hoax of the finest calibre, I assure you, it isn't. And that's a true story, and if it isn't... it should have been.

Definately not rizzla papers being mushed betwixt an ounce of the finest columbian. I've replayed the segment now a few times to verify my own hearing aid and it is crisps... no doubt in my minds eye.

For anyone who is scared of the volume restrictions in place at most work environments around the globe... no need to panic, this crisp eating can be heard at resonably low volumes!

Well, Huntsy, I have no ability to listen to Six and a Half Miles an Hour until I get home. It's very frustrating; can you tell from the sound what brand and flavor?

How bizarre... I am actually listening to 60mph and eating a packet of pickled onion monster munch as i type this..

to coin a phrase... "Spooky"

Liv

I was hoping noone would ask that. Unfortunately I detected an el cheapo brand, possibly a humble 25gram bag of salt & vinegar obtained from an averagely decorated newsagents for about 18pence. Such a small bag may not be available in the states. You may have multi-packs available, which contain about 18 bags of varying flavours... it may well be one of those.

No pringles or quality packaging could be detected. Possibly a pack lunch entry from Morris's tuck box. If this is true it will cause embarrassment for the band and taint what would have been a very confident set of recording sessions.

I'm not good with grams, Huntsy. After our last discussion on the subject of US potato chip bag sizes, I checked, and the smallest bag seems to be 1.5 ounces. What is that in grams? The Lay's Bistro Gourmet Applewood Barbecue chips come in 2.5 ounce bags. Are you sure that rustling sound is not sour cream and onion flavor?

whilst in the smoke to see n.o. at brixton picked up a copy of the evninstandaaaaad and in the magazine that accompanied it they revealed a new set of crispuscular delights - worms! made by a company called edible foods these were according to said magazine set to replace crisps in pubs!

bleurch.

Have you started your weekend early, Huntsy?

No, I'm back now. If I disappear its due to work. As we creep towards Chrimbo the clients tend to get extremely demanding and meetings crop up more times than a bad Backstreet record.

Or perhaps overdosed on curry flavor Pringles?

Now don't go knocking poor old Backstreet when they're down, being stomped on by the younger lads of INCENSE.

Shit Pats I'm lost with all these boy bands you know. Just when you think your in with the kids another 200 crop up on MTV. It's a case of spot the difference half the time. When all said and done I like some of the Backburner Fledglings. Remember P, for every 27 new boy bands in the states, there's 15 UK ones that never make the grade. Phew!

Just for the records, I rarely divulge Pringles at work - too messy and self-indulgent. The Curry flavour was handed to me by my business partner 'Al me Pal' as him and his bitch never dug the shit the previous night. For that day, and that day only, I was a very lucky (and sickly) Captain.

Well, Huntsy, imagine what it is like for us on this side of the ocean when you guys go on either negative or positive about zillions of groups that have never come close to even being released over here. So what do you think about Nickelback, say? They seem to have borrowed Barney's rhyming dictionary.

That's interesting P man. Your right, the UK is a great place if your into music, everyone and his mother has got a band and usually its quite good. However, that said, I haven't a clue who knickerbocka are.

One things for certain, there's only one ryhming dictionary the quality of Barney 's - could they have stolen it?. There was an old man from chester, who sat on a seat beside her, he stood on a spider and looked down beside her oh that filthy arrogant moon beast from scarborough.

Mmmm, guess I didn't steal it. Maybe its harder than it sounds to make cheese and beans rhyme?

For some reason that reminds me Huntsy, on Regret, our boy rhymes something, I forget what, with "we're" used in a way that no one speaking the English language has ever said in natural speech. So I think that pretty much closes the case on Ragout, don't you?

Patty I can't believe your antagonising me into a full-on confrontation about Regrettable Circumstances. You know fine well I only need an inch to take a mile (or a cm to enhance a kilometre).

Well I'm not going to this time.

If Buster was here we'd attempt a 2 pronged attack in which I would win the war and get the gal.

Okay, Huntsy, let me put it slightly differently. One very minor flaw in a song that is otherwise the best musical achievement in the history of creation is Barney's slightly unnatural use of "we're" in order to achieve a rhyme. Is that better?

Originally posted by Patrick Well, Huntsy, imagine what it is like for us on this side of the ocean when you guys go on either negative or positive about zillions of groups that have never come close to even being released over here. So what do you think about Nickelback, say? They seem to have borrowed Barney's rhyming dictionary.

This must be like when we watch a U.S. comedy and they introduce a 'special guest' to the studio audience cue wild meanwhile in the U.K. when someone who's as famous as Claire Sweeney walks on called Hank Wiseass or something.

Is Claire Sweeney someone famous?

Well Pastie, I accept your point, but if we were to analyse Barney's lyrics and pick out some real naff-chaffer moments take Low-Life from its wrapper and play Facing up to Things.

"Your hair was long, My Eyes was blue", "Guess what I'm 'gonna do for you".

or Sooner than we all Thought... "I think I'll go then when it gets Seasonable'???

of course, I could go on.

To me, its what makes the man an unsung lyrical hero. Who cares if he's the wordsmith satan couldn't bury. Me thinks your attempting to shame the good name of Remit and aim a poisoned arrow at the heart of my very soul.

'Soul'!!! - Patty I forgot to say this very important thing. When I first met my beautiful girlfriend and confessed I was addicted to Pringles she said, oh Pringles... I think they look like how a 'soul' would look if it had a shape!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by Patrick Is Claire Sweeney someone famous?

Ha! - Patty out of all of the famous people in England you picked her. She was semi-famous in one of our long running soapy operas 'Brookside' about a load of scouser families in Liverpoooool. (you know, the place where the Beatniks eminated from).

Recently, she was asked to appear in a celebrity Big Brother - which is a fly-on-the-wall thing where viewers vote out the most boring gaffer.

Since then she's been on the up and up and had a bit of cudos.

I'll say just one thing about her of interest... she has a nice (not quite as ample as I like them) set of mammories.

Now I've read Shimmering Ian's post I realise that he tipped you off about the well nourished Clare Sweetner.

Hank Wiseass sounds like a great name for someone who is averagely famous and sometimes quite funny.

Do you know what American TV show I dearly love and find suitably impressive at each viewing?... The Larry Sanders Show. 'HHHHheeeeyyyy Now'. The irony and quality of scripts is surprising given the trifle you usual produce. (no offence, but we usually get fed utter shite like My Two Dads or Crap Fest in the Zoo).

Mind, I detested the 'It's Garry Shandling' show, thought that was appauling.

What, its against the law to cut the head off a bitch and fuck it?

I doubt whether Patrick will have heard of Squirrel Nutkins El Jarvo - so, to make things easier... The girl Sweetner looks like a fine lady but has the head of a squirrel from a childrens tv show some years ago.

If she treat you to an evening of the good stuff be prepared to soothe your cocker with ointment... midgie bites ahoy... and that's just on your cocker!!!