When I first heard Crystal it was on one of them shit mix things played late at night. Everything stripped back and just Barney's voice and a 4/4 bass drum were prevelant. I thought, well that sounds shit... but I'm not going to be judgemental because EXACTLY the same thing happened prior to Republic. Some spurious Regret version I heard did the same thing and I thought oh no what have New Order done?
So I didn't fall for it this time and when I first heard the song I loved it for all of the NO moments (taken off of the above mix).
The lyrics are sub-normal. They're genuinely so utterly shite they're good. Never minded them at all.