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msh wrote:

Gnu Odor wrote: Don't go to msh's website, Mr. Campbell, whatever you do.

:eek3:

:love:

Too late...

Shhh. I'm just a normal girl. I promise.

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Possibly on your Home planet. On Earth Girls don;t feel the same way about moogs as I do (I have one BTW), certainly not pertty ones.

Do you name electronic devices?

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msh wrote: Ok, so what was the first rig you guys ever fell in love with? Anything you still wish you had a chance to buy?

:brow:

:topic:

We are now discussing your beauty:laugh:

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msh wrote: Ok, so what was the first rig you guys ever fell in love with? Anything you still wish you had a chance to buy?

:brow:

fairlight CMI...from the moment I heard beat Box and Moments in Love by Art of Noise I read up and found out what it was (and tha it had been making the FGTH records I'd been listening to). When I actually SEEN the thing and found out it cost as much as a very large house...hooked for life. Amazing instrument, a truly unique living silcon creature.

Partial to synclaviers too, mainly as it's the only think more idiotic than a fairlight. The CIA used to check you out before you could get one (Paul hardcastle got turned down by them because of "19" and had to go 2n hand), because it could easily run a medium sized ICBM system....and NASA used to borrow one from time to time because it was the only computer on Earth that could handle the shittle's (sic) telemetry in real time for debug work. AND, I got a mail once after raving about them, frmo a guy who buys, refits and sells them, offering me one for less than the price of 2 kidneys....but he said that half the music on TV today that you think is an orchestra is STILL a 20 yr old synclavier :)

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You look alot like my cousin who is also very bonney like yourself:thumb: .....Not you Steve!

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See, my thread KICKS ASS all over that other one.

I really wish I had a PPG Wave or Waveterm, just 'cause it's so cool looking, or a Fairlight. I mean, how cool was that back in the day to see some clown on stage with a computer monitor?

:bow:

A hometown band had an Oberheim OB8, which was an thing of envy.

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Yes. Not everything, mind you (some electronics really only warrant "bastard" as a true name) but computers, instruments, and cars generally qualify.

Steve Campbell wrote:

Do you name electronic devices?

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Gnu Odor wrote:

I really wish I had a PPG Wave or Waveterm, just 'cause it's so cool looking, or a Fairlight. I mean, how cool was that back in the day to see some clown on stage with a computer monitor?

:bow:

I taped the PBS "Punk and the Perfect Beat" episode when they first aired it - and seeing all these musicians with these huge racks of electronics, and seeing people messing around with patch cables made me give an internal :bow: to the tv.

I think my first love had to be because I was reading this "Home Recording with Synthesizers" book at the library in.. 91? And being a kid into stuff like that made one weird. The photo that I feel in love with was someone like Rick Wakeman (I believe) playing this ENORMOUS patch system, with this tiny little keyboard stack under it. And all I saw was wires and buttons and pitchbenders and I said "Oh man, that looks cool".

I wish I still had access to that library. I was the only one who had ever checked out that book. :laugh:

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msh wrote: Yes. Not everything, mind you (some electronics really only warrant "bastard" as a true name) but computers, instruments, and cars generally qualify.

Steve Campbell wrote:

Do you name electronic devices?

Moog: bob Casio: Cassie ( I know) Atari: STElla Amps...Cynthia the slut and lucretia the loose. Linux box:Hal9000(officially) or Tux Windows Box:Sal9000(officially) $EXPLETIVE_DELETED usually. My bass has always been called Bassie (for the convoluted reason of Jon Pertwee's "Bessie")

I've never named my JV90, because even tho it's my main keyboard an I use it, and there's nothing wrong with it (in fact it never ceases to knock my socks off in terms of what it can do and how cleanly it does it)...but we're just not friends, and that's important with machines as with people, we get on brilliantly but with professional detachment. :D

Instruments that are evil inside BTW....Junos...we have a 60 and a 106....and they have led to my first law .... Campbell's first law of audio engineering states that in all circumstances where one is involved, the Juno is too loud.

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Meet TONTO

Distant thud of pretty Texan (there's two words I thought I'd never string together) hitting the floor.

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msh wrote: Ok, so what was the first rig you guys ever fell in love with? Anything you still wish you had a chance to buy?

:brow:

can't narrow it to just one...

ARP 2500 Arp 2600 Oberheim Matrix 12

when I was buying lots of vintage synths, I would have loved to have had 'em.

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That is one fugly piece of kit.

I remember an interview with Stewart Copeland regarding the re-recording of "Don't Stand So Close to Me." He brought his Fairlight, Sting showed up with his Synclavier, and he couldn't believe how frigging long it took them to record it, with all the futzing around.

And it's still crap compared to the original.

P.S.

:love:

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Gnu Odor wrote: See, my thread KICKS ASS all over that other one.

Now how did I miss a thread about gear? Oh... maybe 'cause it had "nutsack" in the topic....

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Steve

Is that the same TONTO used by HILLAGE?

Miquette still uses a EMS SYNTHI - Cosmic !

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Bentley wrote:

Gnu Odor wrote: See, my thread KICKS ASS all over that other one.

Now how did I miss a thread about gear? Oh... maybe 'cause it had "nutsack" in the topic....

Duh! What else to you expect it to be about? Scrotums?

Thanks for stopping by. Help yourself to a cold beer in the fridge.

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re: TONTO my response: :faint: Ahhh, good grief, it's beautiful.

My *nix box is named ginger and my win2kpro box is named fred.. cos they like to dance about the network pretending not to see my files. :laugh: all the other computers I have have been dessicated and lie about my floor like war casualities.they get just numbers no names.

my car's name is frank, because when he gives me trouble if I play "luck be a lady" he starts fine

keyboards all held several names: tito was the dx100, i called the triton in the store simon, there's a friend's pro 10 affectionately named pookie ... and somewhere in a closet in an abandoned storage barn there is a neglected Prommer that is ashamed of being known only as "Meaty".

there's really no logic in why i name some things.

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digital mike binoche wrote: Steve

Is that the same TONTO used by HILLAGE?

Miquette still uses a EMS SYNTHI - Cosmic !

Sure is...altough I think it was smaller when he had it.

that's where I heard of it, via Gong/Hillage.

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Psst ... msh. Eventually Mr. Campell's going to try his usual pickup line on you, just so you know. He runs that past all the fine women on here.

P.S.

:love:

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msh wrote: re: TONTO my response: :faint: Ahhh, good grief, it's beautiful.

My *nix box is named ginger and my win2kpro box is named fred.. cos they like to dance about the network pretending not to see my files. :laugh: all the other computers I have have been dessicated and lie about my floor like war casualities.they get just numbers no names.

my car's name is frank, because when he gives me trouble if I play "luck be a lady" he starts fine

keyboards all held several names: tito was the dx100, i called the triton in the store simon, there's a friend's pro 1 affectionately named pookie ... and somewhere in a closet in an abandoned storage barn there is a neglected Prommer that is ashamed of being known only as "Meaty".

there's really no logic in why i name some things.

:love:

I mean really.....the car that needs frank to start....how fucking TARDIS is that :D:D:D You have succesfully beaten me into second position for geek of this site....if by "prommer" you mean a prom blower...I mean FFS.....didn't they have boys in your town? (based on the fact that I always just assumed I ended up with machines cos I'm boggin...maybe i've been wrong)

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I'm outta chips (that's crisps to some of you royal subjects), but here's a nice bowl full of Waveterm samples that's really tasty.

Only 2 seconds each, so gobble 'em up.

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Gnu Odor wrote: Psst ... msh. Eventually Mr. Campell's going to try his usual pickup line on you, just so you know. He runs that past all the fine women on here.

P.S.

:love:

Point of order...Jem asked (like 3 weeks ago). Maya also asked. the webserver does not scan for the presence of a penis. And it's one of the few tracks I ever made that people here might enjoy. Except that sooner or later I expect to hear from our Jack, something like "My dad wants a word fooker!" :D EDIT: And I WOULD post Heart and Soul, but it's not right to do so with it being on Community...buy the album people (hypocracy taken to the level of a religion there). Think you still are a subject BTW mate....did we ever accept your ilegal terroristic (new word that...bound to be on the BBC soon) act of sccession :D

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Gnu...Your a very funny lad.Your English,right?? :laugh:

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Gnu Odor wrote: I'm outta chips (that's crisps to some of you royal subjects), but here's a nice bowl full of Waveterm samples that's really tasty.

Only 2 seconds each, so gobble 'em up.

Sam Chapman.....Grab those...even if it is just single notes....PPG=A Secret Wish PPG actually sponsored Propaganda for a while.

have you tried the virtual PPG anyone? I'm still stunned they didn't do a full waveterm emulation for it, but as far as i can tell the back end editting options have many of it's functions.

Did anyone ever make a PPG talk like the Korg Wavestation eventually managed?

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Gnu Odor wrote:

Bentley wrote:

Gnu Odor wrote: See, my thread KICKS ASS all over that other one.

Now how did I miss a thread about gear? Oh... maybe 'cause it had "nutsack" in the topic....

Duh! What else to you expect it to be about? Scrotums?

Thanks for stopping by. Help yourself to a cold beer in the fridge.

Ya never know what a thread's about around these parts. ;)

Uh, there's something growing in the fridge...

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Boatraceface wrote: Gnu...Your a very funny lad.Your English,right?? :laugh:

He had Jem confused as well I think.

Anything I said about the relative ease of confusing Bolton chicks would be childish and uncalled for.

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Ye, I like your track Steve.Well done!I'm playing it now.Is it you on bass?Very Hookyesque:thumb:

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Bentley wrote:

Gnu Odor wrote:

Bentley wrote:

Gnu Odor wrote: See, my thread KICKS ASS all over that other one.

Now how did I miss a thread about gear? Oh... maybe 'cause it had "nutsack" in the topic....

Duh! What else to you expect it to be about? Scrotums?

Thanks for stopping by. Help yourself to a cold beer in the fridge.

Ya never know what a thread's about around these parts. ;)

Uh, there's something growing in the fridge...

probably one of msh's machines

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Gnu Odor wrote: Psst ... msh. Eventually Mr. Campell's going to try his usual pickup line on you, just so you know. He runs that past all the fine women on here.

P.S.

:love:

How sad is it that I found that earlier when I was trying to remember what he'd played back when I voted on Comm.1 stuff?

Yeah, I like that bit a lot. Very good stuff he's got lurking on his site. Yours too, I might add. (I'm weird for scouting out the guys before they scouted on me.)

re: "didn't they have boys in your town?" by steve: No, all the twats in this town were either too obsessed with their haircut, or too obsessed with their ego, and while I dated a few, I found twu wuv out of town, and he's a bigger geek than I. (but not a music geek, I still sort of have him there)

Plus, most guys around this town were intimidated by a girl who wore stompy boots and liked making electronics *fzzt* and *pop*. You'd think I was crushing their manhood.

:(

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Steve Campbell wrote: You have succesfully beaten me into second position for geek of this site....

You're going to hurt Missy Jem's feelings with sweet talk like that.

I hope she wasn't frightened off ... it's a good move for you to have at least one woman on each continent whom you haven't alienated.

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Gnu Odor wrote:

You're going to hurt Missy Jem's feelings with sweet talk like that.

I hope she wasn't frightened off ...

Yeah, no scaring off top gals like Jem. I think she's hilarious.

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Gnu Odor wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote: You have succesfully beaten me into second position for geek of this site....

You're going to hurt Missy Jem's feelings with sweet talk like that.

I hope she wasn't frightened off ... it's a good move for you to have at least one woman on each continent whom you haven't alienated.

See, it's about having the right things in common and the right differences. Jem and I have different talents. Our delicious machinestress here and I would have a great old time in the pub chatting geek shit, but if forced to, say, cohabbit,there would eventually be violence I would think. Almost certainly involving one of us doing something totally unspeakable to the others prized $FLUMMY. Maybe not tho. I just wish she'd been runnin round Bangor when I was 14 is all :D

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