(o/t-ish) Your Most Hated Songs......EVER!!!

Originally posted by have we mentioned Five Star :\puke:

Whilst Five Star committed a series of crimes against music, their career had one highpoint. During a phone-in on whatever BBC1's Saturday morning show of that time was called, a young lad got on air and asked Five Star the question "Why are you so fucking shit?"

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Originally posted by Cheeky Monkey Anything by By Jovi - especially Shagging on a Chair...

Oops! Sorry to say this Cheekeh, but I have fond memories of that song! Seriously! In the States visiting my late Grandma in Vegas back in 1987 - Me, me sister and me cousins were rollerbladin to that one amongst all the big-haired college kids at the time - fookin hilarious!!! That song was all over the place then, and cuz it's so ridiculous that's why - especially when the fooking chorus shifts up a key to maximum shrieking mullet-shredding effect towards the end!! I liked it actually, Still do now, in fact.... :o

Cripes!! There goes my credibility - or what's left of it!
I'm so so sorry.....

Originally posted by Fingers > Originally posted by > have we mentioned Five Star :\puke:

Whilst Five Star committed a series of crimes against music, their career had one highpoint. During a phone-in on whatever BBC1's Saturday morning show of that time was called, a young lad got on air and asked Five Star the question "Why are you so fucking shit?"

Yeah - remember it , and WHO REMEMBERS THE SAME THING HAPPENING TO MATT BIANCO, back in 1984???? "I think you're a bunch of WANKERS!!"

The girl (Basia) was so shocked she didn't know where to look! Priceless!!!

right now im hating everything my roommate is playing from 70s south american hick rock to late 90s hip hop. what the hell do i do to make him stop. its depressing. his speakers are louder than mine so i cant play anything over his stuff.

Originally posted by luxaete right now im hating everything my roommate is playing from 70s south american hick rock to late 90s hip hop. what the hell do i do to make him stop. its depressing. his speakers are louder than mine so i cant play anything over his stuff.

Tell him that "Freebird" turns you on and that you would like to spend some "alone" and "special" time with him. He should be moved out by end of business day tomorrow!

Please can I add these two by Robbie Williams as new contenders for making me want to jab screwdrivers into my eardrums...?

"Millennium" and "Let Me Entertain You"

Fook me, there I was, sitting in the waiting room at the docs waiting for my lady and these two songs were on HEAVY ROTATION on the reception's fooking in-house CD player - worse, they were the blasted live versions so boy, did they go on and on.... I hate Blobby Williams with even more passion now.... come back Fat Boy Barlow, all is forgiven....

Originally posted by Gnu Odor Good call on Auld Lang Sinus Infection...my wife won't listen to it.These are my nominees...I can't guarantee that they're not all the same song -- uh, power ballad:Billy Vera and the Beaters - At This MomentChris DeBurgh - The Lady in RedSheriff - When I'm With YouBad English - When I See You SmileAs for the Titanic love song; can you believe the guy gets to take home an Oscar statuette for writing about, what, 12 words?NearFarWherever you areWhatever...take your bald little statue and go #$& yourself. Next presenter please.

great post...agree with Red lady

i know a few people won't like this but Dexy's Come on Irene...woant to grab those vocal chords and toss 'em

i know a few people won't like this but Dexy's Come on Irene...want to grab those vocal chords and toss 'em

I can't stand:

I can't stand: U2-Sweetest Thing (This song sends me in a FRENZY!) Juliana Hatfield-UGLY Don Mclean-American Pie Drowning Pool-Bodies (my husband tortures me with it) Chumbawumba-Tubthumpping (Why was it popular? ) Almost anything by Bob Dylan(:\puke: He gets on my nerves)

More coming soon! I need to think some more about this one!

Mr Gilberto and again

Originally posted by Kimberly Raymond-Jensen I can't stand:Juliana Hatfield-UGLY

I'd rate most of her output as being................not good!

Originally posted by Kimberly Raymond-Jensen I can't stand:U2-Sweetest Thing (This song sends me in a FRENZY!)Juliana Hatfield-UGLYDon Mclean-American PieDrowning Pool-Bodies (my husband tortures me with it)Chumbawumba-Tubthumpping (Why was it popular? )Almost anything by Bob Dylan(:\puke: He gets on my nerves)More coming soon! I need to think some more about this one!

HIYA FROOTIJEN, DARLIN'!!

Good to see ya finally pop in here! As you can see this list is growing by the week and we haven't had our fill of the most cringeworthy tunes yet, so allow me to prolong the agony and add another selection from the dusty ole archives of PAIN PAIN PAIN!!!!!

"We Shall Not Be Moved" - whoever sings this cretinous song is an utter dick and deserves castration "Onward Christian Soldiers" - Trad. arr. - pile of cack! Try singing that when you're wanking (Hi, Robbie W!) "When The Saints Go/Come Marchin' In" - good song for torturing our friend Karen James Curtis with... arf! "All Right" - East 17. Fooking annoying piece of shit or what? "Down Under" - Men At Work "Save Your Kisses For Me" - Brotherhood of Ham "Here We Go Here We Go Here We Go!!!" - Trad arr./Everton F.C. Shitey wanky tune sung by slimy wanky people. "I Need Love" - LL Cool J - No! You need CHEESE more like! "Do They Know It's Christmas?" - BOTH Band Aid versions "Susanna" - The Art Company - fooking hell, how did THIS get in the charts in 1982?? "Labour of Love" - Hue & Cry - symptomatic of all those fooking horrid white-soul-boy-wannabes that plagued us like the clap in the latter half of the 80s. "Just Say No" - Grange Hill Cast. So why the hell didn't the Recording Engineer keep his fooking word then?? "Startrax Disco Club" - Startrax - an appalling Bee Gees medley that hit the top 20 when these types of abominations were infesting the charts all over the bleeding place like a particularly virulent smallpox outbreak. Bee Gees!! Medley!! My arse!! "Liberator" - Spear Of Destiny - Sorry but Kirk's voice fooking grates on this song. And it was played EVERY time at our Polytechnic Student Disco around the time of the mid 80s..... "O Come All Ye Faithful" Trad Arr. My most hated Xmas hymn of all time. "Tom Sawyer" - Rush - probably the worst band that ever came from Canada. Ten Minute drum solos!! Wow!! That is so-o-o-o good! "Japanese Boy" - Aneka - definitely one of the cheesiest, naffest number one (!) hits in living memory. And fooking nagginly un-erasable from one's traumatised memory too. Thanks, bitch! Are you Karen James's mother by anychance? "Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini"/"Seven Little Girls Sitting On The Back Seat" - Timmy Mallet aka Bombalurina - surely the worst ever attempt at trying to take his wackiness onto record ever witnessed. Fooking hell! Tellingly his man appeal nosedived shortly afterwards....as did his TV career. "Lets All Chant" - Pat and Mick. No! Let's all prance about waggling our fooking day-glo mullets instead...Surely that will get the chicks all horny won't it? "Neighbours" Theme Tune - Tony Hatch. And to think they go to the trouble of rerecording it every two or three years as well Fook me!! "Uptown Girl" - Billy Joel - this original was irritating enough without Westlife carbon-copying it.... "With A Little Help From My Friends" - Joe Cocker. Rule one in how not to do a Beatles cover: choose the worst songs in their catalogue. Rule two in how not to do a Beatles cover: use it as an excuse for pseudo-theatrical self-indulgent overblown nonsense like the piece of shite you, Mr Cocker, have made out of it. "Alice? Who the Fook Is Alice" - Smokie and Roy "Chubby" Brown - fook me, just HOW annoying was this song...and how many fooking pubs up and down the land were playing it on a nightly basis due to their karaoke machine being temporarily out of order?? "Tease Me" - Chaka Demus and Pliers - a pile of boffy cack! "I Feel Love" - Bronski Beat and Marc Almond. Yet another blatant excuse for Jimmy Somerville Spudface to demonstrate his uncanny ability to bring all the dogs out....Marc Almond? he never even fooking got a look-in on this one!!!! "It Takes Two" - Rod Stewart/Tina Turner AND Bruno Brookes/Liz Kershaw. Indeed. It takes four of yer to demonstrate the unspeakable crapness of this song a hundred times over..... It only takes one gun and four bullets to finish you fookers off that's for sure!!! "Baker Street" - Undercover. This bunch of 1992 chart-invaders was a front for a jumped up Essex boy who admitted he wasn't going to write any of his own songs cos it was easier to have hits singing other people's....after three singles I think someone tracked him down and disembowelled him....undercover indeed. "Centerfold" - J Geils Band (or as some of us used to know them as, The Gay Giles Band) - sad puerile shrivel-dicked bedroom-wank shite.... "I Eat Cannibals" - Toto Coelo..... "We Are The World" - USA For Africa...what gives with this piece of patronising soap-opera-glitz-wank?? Fooking hell, the sight of seventy over-pampered over-coiffured over-rich showbiz erections bleating about how brilliant their own little empires are over the syrupy cast offs of Stevie Wonder's back-catalogue is a truly wretched sight to behold. Makes Band Aid '88 sound bearable in comparison....

Okay that's my fill for the time being....now naff off the lot of yer!!!

The Martian Has Spoken......Yet Again...

Hey There Martian man! How are you doing? Yes I decided to start posting here more since it is a more vibrant community! I am having a really hard time trying to think up songs that really grate on my nerves! My brain is on fry right now! I must think really hard about this, cuz I know there is a shite load of songs that drive me insane!

Queen-We are the champions Anything by: Whitesnake Poison

Gun's N Roses-Welcome to the Jungle Britney Spears-OOps(saddest excuse of so called POP music) Elton John-Candle in the Wind (both versions) Romantics-What I like about You Gillette-Short DICK Man(when I worked at the record store, everyone bought that-makes me ) Madonna-MUSIC Blink 182-All the small things

That is all that I can think of now.......

absolutly anything by Ricky Martin :\puke:

Did anyone else here suffer through "Dear Mr. Jesus" back in the day?

Oooh...here it comes again...We Built This City...

:\puke:

Here's one for ya Mr. Gnu.

MY BLOODY VALENTINE - Feed Me With Your Kiss

Ok Marty, you and me are going rounds! Are you serious that you don't like that song? I am crushed! I love that song! :(

This one is easy. The abosolute worst song ever in the history of ever is "Houseman" by Voyou.

Originally posted by Green > Originally posted by Kimberly Raymond-Jensen> I can't stand:> > Juliana Hatfield-UGLY

I'd rate most of her output as being................not good!

don't diss my former hero (i had low self esteem as a kid, no one can communicate adolscent alienation like her)...even though ugly is a VERY weak juliana hatfield song.

You see, I love Juliana Hatfield-HEY BABE is my favorite of hers, but "Ugly" is her worst song to date-at least for me it is! She has the sweetest voice and she is a total cutie! But I can't figure out why that song drives me insane!

Here is a really horrible song for everyone to check out! When I saw this video, I laughed so hard that I literally cried. It is just the most pathetic thing I have seen to date and I am adding it to my most hated list! You have to check it out for yourselves-You can't say that I didn't warn you either!

http://www.hellonetwork.com/demo/toysclub/video.asp?speed=hook300

I am prepared to get a lot of flack for this! Bring it on:)

Originally posted by Kimberly&nbspRaymond-Jensen Ok Marty, you and me are going rounds! Are you serious that you don't like that song? I am crushed! I love that song! :(

fight! fight! fight! fight! :D

that's just what we need to get our group in the papers!

i must say i like this song as well. though it is admittedly the closest thing to "pop" that MBV ever did, to my mind...

but...but...but....but.....b-b-b-b-but.....b-b-but....

I was only kidding!!

How can I even diss the crazy demented tumbledown turmoil of that song???!!! I can't believe you two fell for it!!

I only wanted to wind up our friend Gnu....

seems like I succeeded in doing that to a few others too ...

Originally posted by Oh Look! There Goes The Laughing Martian Again!! but...but...but....but.....b-b-b-b-but.....b-b-but....I was only kidding!! How can I even diss the crazy demented tumbledown turmoil of that song???!!! I can't believe you two fell for it!! I only wanted to wind up our friend Gnu.... seems like I succeeded in doing that to a few others too ...

i actually had the feeling that you were trying to wind Gnu up.

which is why i was egging you on. ;)

but at the same time, i felt that i must mention my own feelings on it. nyah.

Originally posted by Cheeky Monkey Mr Gilberto and again

sorry Mrs. Monkey, but can't keep everyone happy

i didn't see brittany mentioned here...

Jeff???