Yer top 5 crap things about Britain

The Atmosphere video

1. ridiculous amount of civic/regional competition
2. rough caste system
3. the press
4. chavs
5. inflated sense of global self-importance
6. only having 5 choices to complain about

Richie Soans wrote: 7 this country just panders to political correctness to much, i mean, someone will be dying one day, and all they "ooh, we cant help u, its not politically correct, sorry" i mean like how sad a day if it comes to that

That's kind of already happened hasn't it? There was an incident a few weeks back (or the court hearing was) about a young boy or girl who was drowning in a river and 2 policemen didn't wade in to rescue him/her because it was against police rules to do so.The child drowned.

His Holiness, The Pope wrote:

6. only having 5 choices to complain about

Feel free to add more , Popey

1. The Royal Family
2. BBC
3. The weather
4. drunks
5. small houses

Richie Soans wrote: 7 this country just panders to political correctness to much, i mean, someone will be dying one day, and all they "ooh, we cant help u, its not politically correct, sorry" i mean like how sad a day if it comes to that

Have you already forgotten the two cops who watched the kid drown a coupla weeks ago, cos they'd not been on their "saving drowning kiddies" course yet?

johnny wrote:

Richie Soans wrote: 7 this country just panders to political correctness to much, i mean, someone will be dying one day, and all they "ooh, we cant help u, its not politically correct, sorry" i mean like how sad a day if it comes to that

That's kind of already happened hasn't it? There was an incident a few weeks back (or the court hearing was) about a young boy or girl who was drowning in a river and 2 policemen didn't wade in to rescue him/her because it was against police rules to do so.The child drowned.

There was a guy who had his leg trapped in Tewkesbury in a rising flood. Someone arrived with the equipment to cut his foot off. Authorities said 'NO!, the water is polluted and will infect the wound'. So they let him drown instead.

El Jarvo wrote: This is indeed England, but that England does include mosques, etc, whether you like it or not.

I was trying to make sense of the original statement too..... Mentalist middle Eastern cult No.1=get out, Mentalist middle eastern cult No.2=get out, Mentalist middle eastern cult No.3=more tea vicar.

Surely Christianity is no less foreign than any of the others, one in all in, one out all out I say :D

To clarify what I said about feckin off if you want to make it your old country, I'm not opposed to folk hanging on to their culture, I just have no interest in taking part in it myself thanks.

[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote:

1. The Royal Family
2. BBC
3. The weather
4. drunks
5. small houses

How very DARE you slag off the BBC you NTSC afflicted colonial! Stick around, it'll be just like Fox in ten years......but it'll still have better fleshtones!

BIGINOIL wrote:

We're back to "Maybe it's a big horse I'm a Londoner"

Doctor? wrote:

[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote:

1. The Royal Family
2. BBC
3. The weather
4. drunks
5. small houses

How very DARE you slag off the BBC you NTSC afflicted colonial! Stick around, it'll be just like Fox in ten years......but it'll still have better fleshtones!

Agreed. Thought the BBC was the most respected broadcaster in the World, purely because its funded directly by the people, and to make money is not its main objective.

And whats wrong with drunks and small houses?

1. Rough caste system
2. Shops closing at 5 pm
3. Political tendency to welcome questionable radicals
4. Lack of England's own independent foreign politics Can't think of any other things.

Seppos who can't grasp the England does not equal Britain.

This thread...

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FATS wrote: TEENAGE PREGNANCYS, SEND M DOWN THE CLINIC FOREIGHERS, SORT IT OUT BEFORE ITS TO BLOODY LATE THE YOUTH OF TODAY, BEAT M ALL AND FLOG THE BAD ONES TAX...FUCKIN DISGRACE LABOUR, ENOUGH SAID BENEFITS, YES FOR THOSE WHO HAVE WORKED AND CONTRIBUTED NO CONTRIBUTION YOU GET FUCK ALL IRAQ, AFHGANISTAN AND WE HAVE THE BELOW PROBLEMS DUE TO LACK OF FUNDING A FUCKIN DISGRACE TONY BLAIR SHOULD BE ON TRIAL POLICING, ARM THEM ASAP OTHERWISE THE STREETS WILL BE LOST EDUCATION bring back the cane NURSING, instant 50% pay rise they bloody deserve it NHS SPEED CAMERAS PUBLIC SERVICES BEING TO PC HIT YOUR KIDS THEY MIGHT FUCKIN LEARN THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN WRONG & RIGHT ASBO'S FLOG THE OFFENDERS PRISON SENTENCING FUCKIN DOUBLE IT AND BRING BACK THE DEATH PENALTY MINIMUM WAGE HOW ARE YOU SUPPOST TO ENCOURAGE PEOPLE TO WORK HOUSING DO UP ALL THE BOARDED ESTATES AND FLOG TROUBLE FAMILIES.b ID CARDS SOONER THE BETTER law abiders need not worry MOSQUES/TEMPLES/SHRINES FUCK M ALL OFF THIS IS ENGLAND

and finally DO BLOODY GOODERS who will probably moan about all the above...F&*K OFF

I believe Sparkbrook are looking for a new MP - interested? lol

I do have to disagree with your post in part though; speed cameras really are a good thing. How else can you judge how fast the stolen Merc can go? Really?

Nice one Jase

1. everything is closed on sundays
2. marmite
3. channel 5
4. the tube closing before midnight
5. crap sitcoms (the office excepted)

Nick King wrote: This thread...

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Good point , Nick.

I'm just in my anti Britain stage after being on holiday.I always get it , usually around a week after i get home.Thing is i couldn't really live anywhere else.If i ever moved abroad i'd just be thinking after a while is it time to go home yet? Just an automatic thing when i'm out of the country.However long i'm away be it 6 days or 6 months and even if i'm having the time of my life.Dunno how ex pats do it.. just have to have the temperament and mentality i guess but i haven't got that

johnny wrote:

Nick King wrote: This thread...

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Good point , Nick.

I'm just in my anti Britain stage after being on holiday.I always get it , usually around a week after i get home.Thing is i couldn't really live anywhere else.If i ever moved abroad i'd just be thinking after a while is it time to go home yet? Just an automatic thing when i'm out of the country.However long i'm away be it 6 days or 6 months and even if i'm having the time of my life.Dunno how ex pats do it.. just have to have the temperament and mentality i guess but i haven't got that

Nah, it wasn't your points raised, Johnny, I agree with most of them, it's other people's...

Doctor? wrote:

[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote:

1. The Royal Family
2. BBC
3. The weather
4. drunks
5. small houses

How very DARE you slag off the BBC you NTSC afflicted colonial! Stick around, it'll be just like Fox in ten years......but it'll still have better fleshtones!

I don't like Fox, either. The reason why I mentioned it was because of the scandals involving with telethons and the fact that BBC News and BBC America are crap.

1. Coldshiteplay
2. Food
3. The King
4. Weather
5. People who hates The Cure

Andrès wrote:

1. Coldshiteplay
2. Food
3. The King
4. Weather
5. People who hates The Cure

There's a guy works down the chip shop - swears he's Elvis.

1. Chavs
2. Spongers
3. Benefit fraud
4. Compensation Claims
5. It doesn't snow like it used to

fuckin Rugby. no one likes it. but EVERYCUNTINTHECOUNTRY loves it when we beat the aussies.

felt like slammin this tit in the lift before. goin on about Rugby. hope the french twat us. shit invention.

fish cakes (aka savouries) from the Chippy.

what exactly are they?

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who's that?

and what's that thing by his foot?

Dunno but judging by the pose he's just squeezed it out of his jacksie.

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JPS wrote: no skyscrapers doesn't seem so bad to me.

That makes you a Skyscraper condemnation affiliate.

Cheers

Yob/chav culture Crap public transport Crap roads The weather Taxes - too high and too many of 'em