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Is there anything good on this year, or is it all soaps and dodgy sitcom specials (please tell me the Green Green Grass hasn't got another special - please!)
Saw the Extras trailer - George Michael eating a kebab and toking on a joint. That, at least, should be a good 'un.
Boatraceface wrote:
El Jarvo wrote: George Michael
Is that the faggot from Wham?
No.
He's from Wham!
Not from Wham?
one of these Chrimbo's i will start buying the Radio Times again. like when i was a kid.
but until that happens, i'll just flick, and see what's on.
Dr No, Wizard of Oz?? 
god almighty. ~Not that shit Doctor Who.
with that fella playing him with the permanent ASTONISHED look on his kite.
isn't there anything better on than that mush?
mind you, pubs open at 7.
Binoche wrote: Noel Edmunds is back on, the smug git
You know that bit between your nutsack and your arse,that little stretch of no mans land that nobody seems to have a name for?
Well,when an old mate from years back was tightrope walking on a garden fence,he slipped and split his difference coming down hard,not on his Coxix or knackers...bang on his difference..He was in agony,but when he pulled round he said "ï've knacked me Noeley Edmonds"
Somehow I knew instantly which part of his body he was on about...and from that day hence forward,it as been known as the Noely Edmonds!Very fitting.
I think it's important we should all know this.
Boatraceface wrote:
Binoche wrote: Noel Edmunds is back on, the smug git
You know that bit between your nutsack and your arse,that little stretch of no mans land that nobody seems to have a name for?
Well,when an old mate from years back was tightrope walking on a garden fence,he slipped and split his difference coming down hard,not on his Coxix or knackers...bang on his difference..He was in agony,but when he pulled round he said "ï've knacked me Noeley Edmonds"
Somehow I knew instantly which part of his body he was on about...and from that day hence forward,it as been known as the Noely Edmonds!Very fitting.
I think it's important we should all know this.
Proper term is 'perineum' but I will also now refer to it as 'yer Noel Edmonds' Useless waste of space, somewhere between a load of balls and complete arsehole 
Chris Nash wrote:
Boatraceface wrote:
Binoche wrote: Noel Edmunds is back on, the smug git
You know that bit between your nutsack and your arse,that little stretch of no mans land that nobody seems to have a name for?
Well,when an old mate from years back was tightrope walking on a garden fence,he slipped and split his difference coming down hard,not on his Coxix or knackers...bang on his difference..He was in agony,but when he pulled round he said "ï've knacked me Noeley Edmonds"
Somehow I knew instantly which part of his body he was on about...and from that day hence forward,it as been known as the Noely Edmonds!Very fitting.
I think it's important we should all know this.
Proper term is 'perineum' but I will also now refer to it as 'yer Noel Edmonds' Useless waste of space, somewhere between a load of balls and complete arsehole
The perineum is not a waste of space, it's actually an erogenous zone
and I shall never use the term 'Noel Edmonds' for it cos that's seriously off putting 
Is there a Mighty Boosh xmas special? Thought they showed a preview clip the other night , but was maybe just a scene from this week's upcoming (last of series climax?) episode.
Sexy Beast is on , never seen that funnily enough so i'll catch that.Extras aye , should be a good un.I will have a look at To The Manor Born , use to quite like that back in the day
Sure there was one or two others that maybe worth a look when i was flicking through earlier
Boatraceface wrote: [ Well,when an old mate from years back was tightrope walking on a garden fence,he slipped and split his difference coming down hard,not on his Coxix or knackers...bang on his difference...
Came out of the Colloseum club in Coventry one night a couple of years back and decided to take it upon myself to do a summersault/backflip over the fence outside.Of course , unbeknown to my pissed up plastered self there was was way more of drop on t' other side and when i eventually landed i smacked right on the old coxix.Panic all round also that i'd smacked my bonce but no fortunately (some may beg to differ ). Coxix was Agony for 2 weeks though
can't wait for Extras. should be cracker. he's a big star now innee who goes on Big Brother.
Only fools should come back. Back in Nelson Mandela House.
Minx wrote:
The perineum is not a waste of space, it's actually an erogenous zone
and I shall never use the term 'Noel Edmonds' for it cos that's seriously off putting
Most of them do have strange-looking beards though.
you see. the ting about my work, is that i can't see YOWCHOWBS.
but i shall rush home at 60mph. maybe 110. switch the lappy on. not take my coat off. swig some milk at the fridge first, and view it. then wipe the excess milk off my shirt &/or tie.
cheers Al.
King John Honest John wrote: you see. the ting about my work, is that i can't see YOWCHOWBS.
I can see 'em, but can't hear 'em. No soundcards at work.
Facking pointless really. 
nowt much else part from Extras then .Might have a look at this
"The Mighty Boosh Live
Highlight
Wednesday 26 December 11:30pm - 1:55am BBC3
Cult comedy show takes to the stage, filmed during a national tour. Vince Noir and Howard Moon are working in Naboo's shop when a mystery box unleashes the deadly Hitcher, launching them on a life-or-death quest to find a rare gem."
actually , that's boxing day.will be out that day and night.best day to get out on the piss once all the xmas day family gathering chores are out the way
ROCKET MICK wrote: SO to conclude.........not too much to relieve the boredom for Telly viewers.
Yer can always rely on NOOL to relieve the boredom ? ...Can't we? ......
MORE 4 Tonight
21:00 21 Grams
[subtitles] [audio described] [widescreen]
(2003) Director Alejandro Gonzalez dismantles linear time in this dramatic and powerful film. 23:25 24 Hour Party People [subtitles] [widescreen] (2001) Steve Coogan stars in this 'bio-pic' loosely based on the life Factory Records founder Tony Wilson.
Nick King wrote: Dr Who, and a new episode of "To The Manor Born", apparently...
feat. Kylie Minogue!
:D
Fonejacker Christmas Special tomorrow night Thursday Dec 20th E4 10.30PM
Trailer don't look too exciting but i'll be tuning in
Mince Pies.Talk To Me
I don't even look what's on - it's just the same old rubbish they pull out every year........HOWEVER.....
Corrie and 'tenders are always good for a laugh!
After that.......tele goes off in this house!
(We sit and read bible stories instead). 
