Christmas Telly?
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Andy to Gordon Ramsay - " oooh you think you so hard because you shout at people in kitchens.Who works in kitchens? women , gays and the french .ooh yer well ard .You failed footballing fuck" 
Fish Stew / Fist You 
How long have you worked for Andy?
- Three hours
- No, three ears
- Sorry years, that would make more sense
What's Andy like to work for as a boss?
- He's a wanker!
- No, sorry, he plays a lot of darts!
Oh, and I'd gladly go in the Big Bruvver house with that bird that played Amy in there. 
Here's that bit in the US version which was different to the UK. Kramer doll instead of Jade Goody doll.
El Jarvo wrote:
Oh, and I'd gladly go in the Big Bruvver house with that bird that played Amy in there.
Aye
Upon listening to Andy's rant about celebrity bullshit , pandering to the paparazzi etc she tells him she'll join him in leaving the house - but then asks him to wait 5 minutes while she changes into her bikini because the paparazzi will be outside
King John Honest John wrote: who was she?
Thought that meself.Face seemed familiar.Is she an actual "celeb" ?
Xmas telly is fuckin shite!
Wanted to watch Dr who but had to go see the family.
7,000 channels on sky and still fook all on! 
Looks like the old doovde collecky will be getting some hammer! :nod;
El Jarvo wrote:
King John Honest John wrote: The two drive off down the motorway happily reunited.
(Andy & Maggie - final scene in Extras tonight -
Bizarre this. Watched the HBO version as a torrent then watched last night's BBC offering cos the burd hadn't seen it.
Names were changed between each offering! A comment about Neil Morrissey last night, was replaced by Rob Schneider (who?) in the US version and references to Russell Grant, Kate Adie and even Ruby Wax in the UK version were all again different in the US version.
The Jade Goody doll at the start was actually a Kramer from Seinfeld doll in the US version!
kramer dolls don't work on the same level as the jade goody, as people like kramer.
rob schneider is that dufus who plays odd ball characters, deuce bigalow was one. interestingly on IMDB he's down as being in the US tv version of men behaving badly, didn't even know they'd done that
hibster wrote: rob schneider is that dufus who plays odd ball characters, deuce bigalow was one. interestingly on IMDB he's down as being in the US tv version of men behaving badly, didn't even know they'd done that
Just thought of another joke different between the two versions. When Andy burst into the Ivy univited and his agent put him firmly in his place saying his aspirations were too big his nemesis Greg Lindley-Jones suggested a TV show he could go on to boost his career.
In the US version he said Celebrity Fit Club - which was funny.
But on the Engerlish version he just suggested Emmerdale. Which was shite.
TV tonight -
Life of Brian CH4 at 21.00
The Big Finish BBC1 at 21.40
Only An Excuse BBC1 Scotland at 22.45
Still Game BBC1 Scotland at 23.15
I usually record Jools Annual Hootenanny (BBC2 at 23.05)
but after seeing the line-up, i don't think i'll bother - Paul McCartney, Kaiser Chiefs, Kylie, Kate Nash, Madness and Mika.
Planes, Trains and Automobiles CH4 at 23.50.
John Sludden wrote: TV tonight - Life of Brian CH4 at 21.00 I usually record Jools Annual Hootenanny (BBC2 at 23.05) but after seeing the line-up, i don't think i'll bother - Paul McCartney, Kaiser Chiefs, Kylie, Kate Nash, Madness and Mika.
Planes, Trains and Automobiles CH4 at 23.50.
Shite missed my two favourite films tonight flicking from Jools and Take That.
