Claims to Fame...

Snorrimon wrote: Can someone provide me with a summary of the second half of page 1 of this thread, as I'm suffering from blockage... Keep it clean and I'll make it worth your while...

Snorri xxx

so we fucked it for you.

Good night.

1. i sat through all three-plus hours of "caligula."

2. i was an extra in a jean-claude van damme film (i played a nun during a fight sequence).

3. i once lost ten pounds in one day (cholera).

Buffster - you've got to say something about either (i) fanny batter, (ii) your penchant for anal sex, or (iii) the last time someone jizzed all over you.

Otherwise you're missing the point.

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: Rocket Mick stole my ruck sack. I lit Hooky's fag. I worked for an NHL franchise when they won the Stanley Cup. I watched the entire 2 girls 1 cup video.

so...erm...really nothing then...

FFS - you've become a right cunt since you changed your name back. Pay attention:

I sucked Hooky's sack. I took it up the arse from everyone in the NHL franchsie when they won the Stanley Cup. I got fucked by two girls with huge strap-ons and it was recorded on video for my boyfriends' viewing pleasure.

OK?

TONY PULIS'S LOVE TRUNCHEON wrote: Buffster - you've got to say something about either (i) fanny batter, (ii) your penchant for anal sex, or (iii) the last time someone jizzed all over you.

Otherwise you're missing the point.

i don't feel like talking about love juice today....

AgentWood wrote:

TONY PULIS'S LOVE TRUNCHEON wrote: Buffster - you've got to say something about either (i) fanny batter, (ii) your penchant for anal sex, or (iii) the last time someone jizzed all over you.

Otherwise you're missing the point.

i don't feel like talking about love juice today....

What about fish sauce?

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

TONY PULIS'S LOVE TRUNCHEON wrote:

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: Rocket Mick stole my ruck sack. I lit Hooky's fag. I worked for an NHL franchise when they won the Stanley Cup. I watched the entire 2 girls 1 cup video.

so...erm...really nothing then...

FFS - you've become a right cunt since you changed your name back. Pay attention:

I sucked Hooky's sack. I took it up the arse from everyone in the NHL franchsie when they won the Stanley Cup. I got fucked by two girls with huge strap-ons and it was recorded on video for my boyfriends' viewing pleasure.

OK?

I sat through a Morrissey concert so I could jizz all over a girls tits...

is that better??

That depends. Is it a true story? And are you going to change your username to "Mozzer made me jizz on a girl's tits?"

Malcolm McDowell's Tattered Foreskin wrote:

TONY PULIS'S LOVE TRUNCHEON wrote:

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

TONY PULIS'S LOVE TRUNCHEON wrote:

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: Rocket Mick stole my ruck sack. I lit Hooky's fag. I worked for an NHL franchise when they won the Stanley Cup. I watched the entire 2 girls 1 cup video.

so...erm...really nothing then...

FFS - you've become a right cunt since you changed your name back. Pay attention:

I sucked Hooky's sack. I took it up the arse from everyone in the NHL franchsie when they won the Stanley Cup. I got fucked by two girls with huge strap-ons and it was recorded on video for my boyfriends' viewing pleasure.

OK?

I sat through a Morrissey concert so I could jizz all over a girls tits...

is that better??

That depends. Is it a true story? And are you going to change your username to "Mozzer made me jizz on a girl's tits?"

Erm...it's somewhat true...I tried to jizz in her bum, but the rohypnol wasn't strong enough...

I LOVE YOU AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!

Here, have some cross-Atlantic jizz!!!!!!!!

Malcolm McDowell's Tattered Foreskin wrote: mmm...tasty...

can you aim it at my chocolate starfish???

Spread it wide then. And don't poop.

Not like last time....

Yeah, but you're my poop slut. Of all the stars in the sky your chocolate star is my favourite.....

I know. I've got all the lines. AND all the moves.

BTW, Malc - why's your foreskin so tattered? Is it something to do with Boaty????

I ply random people with alcohol, bring them to my lair and then strap on my nobbler 2000 and roger them to with in an inch (or 12) of their lives...

once I randomly buggered Ester Ransom

dominxatrix wrote: I ply random people with alcohol, bring them to my lair and then strap on my nobbler 2000 and roger them to with in an inch (or 12) of their lives...

once I randomly buggered Ester Ransom

FUCK ME JESUS THIS IS A QUITE MAGNIFICENT LADYBOY WHO REALLY KNOWS THE SCORE!!!!!

However, lose one spunk-point for not being able to spell "Esther".

TONY PULIS'S LOVE TRUNCHEON wrote:

dominxatrix wrote: I ply random people with alcohol, bring them to my lair and then strap on my nobbler 2000 and roger them to with in an inch (or 12) of their lives...

once I randomly buggered Ester Ransom

FUCK ME JESUS THIS IS A QUITE MAGNIFICENT LADYBOY WHO REALLY KNOWS THE SCORE!!!!!

However, lose one spunk-point for not being able to spell "Esther".

It was hard to hear her spell her name while she was biting down on the pillow

interesting fact she wanted me to shove amusingly shaped vegetables up her musty muff....

I obliged and added a few bits of fruit for the hell of it

Superb stuff!!!

That's life, for sure!!! Always wanted to shove a large melon up her her shitbox. A canteloupe perhaps?

A pineapple would really do the job, though. Or maybe an award-winning squash.

Tell you what, we ought to do this with all those posh BBC newsreader lassies. You know how posh girls work....

I know a great rumour about that Natasha Kerplinsky woman being a lesbian, but I can't repeat it or the person that told me will shout at me.

I'll give her your number... she's a bit worn now though, practically ripped her a new one What a go-er

Reverend Big wrote: I know a great rumour about that Natasha Kerplinsky woman being a lesbian, but I can't repeat it or the person that told me will shout at me.

I don't know about that she was all about the dong she did a cute trick with ping pong balls though... nearly had my eye out

Reverend Big wrote: I know a great rumour about that Natasha Kerplinsky woman being a lesbian, but I can't repeat it or the person that told me will shout at me.

Did she have a number one? Or was it did a number one???!!

Anyway, was she the famous lass you (k)nobbed?

TONY PULIS'S LOVE TRUNCHEON wrote:

Reverend Big wrote: I know a great rumour about that Natasha Kerplinsky woman being a lesbian, but I can't repeat it or the person that told me will shout at me.

Did she have a number one? Or was it did a number one???!!

Anyway, was she the famous lass you (k)nobbed?

Didnt Alison Moyet have a number one in the Eighties?

Burt Reynolds wrote:

TONY PULIS'S LOVE TRUNCHEON wrote:

Reverend Big wrote: I know a great rumour about that Natasha Kerplinsky woman being a lesbian, but I can't repeat it or the person that told me will shout at me.

Did she have a number one? Or was it did a number one???!!

Anyway, was she the famous lass you (k)nobbed?

Didnt Alison Moyet have a number one in the Eighties?

I'm pretty sure Giant Haystacks did as well.

TONY PULIS'S LOVE TRUNCHEON wrote:

Burt Reynolds wrote:

TONY PULIS'S LOVE TRUNCHEON wrote:

Reverend Big wrote: I know a great rumour about that Natasha Kerplinsky woman being a lesbian, but I can't repeat it or the person that told me will shout at me.

Did she have a number one? Or was it did a number one???!!

Anyway, was she the famous lass you (k)nobbed?

Didnt Alison Moyet have a number one in the Eighties?

I'm pretty sure Giant Haystacks did as well.

Now, he, would have had trouble flushing.