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Jem wrote: I wouldn't let anybody :nono:

Prude!!! Get off this thread!!!

I warn you, Jem - your status as NOOLs no.1 hearthrob may well be affected by this disclosure. This is a website that attracts the anally fixated, dontcha know....????

:nonono:

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Jem wrote: I wouldn't let anybody :nono:

Why not, the rest of us do!!!

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That's because you're all slags :nonono:

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but we're HOT slags...

erm...what's a slag???

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Malcolm McDowell's Tattered Foreskin wrote: but we're HOT slags...

erm...what's a slag???

Trust me - you're a slag.

:laugh:

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Jem wrote: I wouldn't let anybody :nono:

That's not what the bogs in your local say.

If anyone needs me I'll be staying with my mate Salmond (and providing anal availability in return for his hospitality natch)

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